Boullini's Milf Money Squad

Session 22 - Saviours of Boullini
The Gang Pigs Out

Previously on Milf $:

With Balore defeated, the group were hailed the saviours of Boullini and offered in a months’ time to come to the festival.

During that month time, Breadgar started to employ some tactics  from Skimberiis Breadgars Baking company and emparted it to his mother who agreed to take the advice. His father Augstus bought a receipe off an Elf and Breadgar attended Polus Rufs birthday. Avon continued to share storie about the feywild with children and one elf child with a distorted home life approached him about going there. Avon assited the willing child in the Garden of Eternity in the Giaza district, where a man, presumably her father saw. This resulted in Avon giving the man his knife, making him kill himself

Ko’viel took time helping the people recover of the Giaza district. He was approached by someone from the Ilthun guild who suggested recruitment amongst their ranks due to their victories. He was also approached by a courier with a message from an old friend. Gar took refuge in the Gruultang oasis sheltering and trying to foster Bearmy there. The realisation of Bearmy stunted development was greatly revealed here. He was approached by Delilah alerting him of the Rests and their growing anger.

Phenrir took time to explore the city and attempted to get a lay of the land in this brand new city. She was approached by the Taxman without any facial coverings and asked to remind everyone that he wanted Ruman Talhini. She also encountered an obnoxious kid who said Zataris sends their regards. Drukkor attempted to discover more about his shadowfell powers in the Amerea university. He trained a little bit and got to know a lecturer and attempt to find out more information about what would happen if someone visited the plane. During this time, he put down a fatigued dragonborn who said “we found the cimbric”.

During this whole time, Bruce was locked in a deep meditation in preparation to go to the norther arena district which he sorely missed out on when he found out the festival was literally the day after. However, in his trance he messed up a bit of the garden and saw a vision of eyes enclosing in around him.

On the day after he woke, there was a festival starting off with a ceremony honouring the dead and the saviours of Boullini. The gang participated in activities ranging from tarot readings, drinking, guild invitations and a short lived pig chase. The gang witnessed Rabernica proclaiming the new boullinian order of the faith of Illiam evening going as far as destroying a stall of the Atheism Combine, which Calli Ire congragulated you all upon.

Sevran Ironfang took the group to a meeting hall with members of the Boullinian leadership and Justinian Fare who presented the opportunity to join the Illiam League which they were starting up. The first task was to find Ruman Talhini. Lenina was presented by Rabernica as he marched in with his holy choir, saying that they should have a place in this new upcoming organisation.
Afterwards, the group agreed and the taxman approached them after the meeting, with the body of a xenophobic golbin outlined by coins by his side. He asked for Ruman Talhini as he suggested the group wasn’t busy anymore. The group now has a day to prepare before heading off with Justinian or Sevrans blessing to find Ruman Talhini.

Session 21 - The Cold Tyrant
The Gang trusts the Cat known for tricking People

Previously on Milf$:

Baalore launched his final attacked and kept the military in a stasis, leading an attack on the control district building with the last three of his lieutenants. Hendrick gave Speech bubble the choice of protecting Kiana or going along with them. This was to go to the Pegasus room where Zartare was attempting to kill it. However, Milf was able to stop them and escort the Pegasus. Avon got a pet ice devil.

When they brought back the Pegasus, Breadgar was forced into confrontation with a member of the cult of Rakdorn, who Jessbelle was apart of, and had to convince him that killing Sevran would be fruitless.  The pet ice devil got destroyed. The cult member  informed you he was to meet Am’rafukula, and you all decided that finding the am rafukula was the best option. He also had the support of Misdreekus.

In dwarven mines, you met him and he gave you the option of going along with him, as he himself never intended to go to invade the material plane and wished to stay wit hthe politics of the lower planes. However, it seemed there was more a foot as Milf money did not trust him, and there was a giant creature known as ‘The Fiend’ which attempted to attack them while they passed a bridge gap, almost resulting in the falling of half of milf money.

They then entered a part of the citadel of the 8th lower plane of hell through a portal underground which originally was going to be used to blow and distrup the earth with Cania Ice. There, Baalore in his devilish and humanish mockery form came down from a conflux of ice and made the party an offer: one of them die and the rest serve in his new dominon, or they all die and Boullini is consumed regardless.

Milf money decided to stan the ground as Am’rafukula reminded them to “follow his lead” as he attacked Balore. Zartare continued with the assault seeing everything become a disjointed. Drukkor attempted to convince misdreekus to let go of the portal and she did.  Following this, Baalore started to go closer to them with rafukula attempting to escape with them as well.

After a series of harsh breezes, saving Malvodo from a self-sacrifice, and Gar eviscerating Am’rafukula, they escaped through one of misdreekus portals behind that portal and they were at the entrance of this control disctict. They saw the paralysis of this dark energy surrounding all the guards, with Kapri Fillhorn breaking out if it momentarily. An Erinyes flew from the portal, the same one you all encountered at spritiuality district the first time. However, in its display Artemis returned and killed it, throwing its body back into Cania, and Juniper tagged along dishing out potions. Coming out of the portal was Balore transforming into a large horrid beast ready to let loose.

Milf money defended the entrance to the building and then the doors, reminding them all of the Shel’bo fight. After a series of scuffles including Kapri fillhorns domination, Breadgar and his suicidal tendency,  Drukkor and his forced backstab of Ko’viel, Gar and his magic bean and finally, Avon and his ethereal potion – which he splashed onto Baalore – Milf Money saved Boullini and were dubbed the Saviours of Boullini by Justinian Fare, leader of Justice in Boullini.

Session 20 - Judgement Day
Ko’viel’s Existential Crisis

Previously on Milf$:

After getting out of Hell they started throwing heads of the deceased one belonging to Lt. Jenni, the gang turned around to hear Juniper asking for help and pulling along a dead Ko’viel. Under the information of Kapri, they went to the medical bay in the Colonnade district which they found was upturned by Prospera in a fit of  confusion trickery. It was revealed she had been misdirected by Am’rafukula, potentially costing lives and destroying the building. She didn’t believe milf money initially but after she almost killed Sevran, she snapped out of her fit. Coming from the sky, a portal opened in the distance and they found the bodies of the summoning mages and Jessbelle who went to counter misdreekus. Juniper along with Gar took Ko’viels body to available cleric to which they replied that he could not be helped. Sevran told them of the rest of the items they need to do before the ritual.
This involved restoring wings on the Pegasus. A series of tussles emerged attempting to trap the Nightmare as Avon was dressed by Drukkor to lure out the nightmare and the rest  held the creature down. Then it became a game of operation as members had to place where the wings of the Pegasus would have been previously. After restoring they escorted the Pegasus through invisibility to the central control district where the ritual would be performed.

Also, they performed an assault on the Eastern Garrison district which had been taken over by devils after they left Boullini. Lt. Silverscape the new commander after Lt. Jennis death did not want them to go in, but Avon put in a strong suggestion that they should instead. However, due to them assaulting hell there was limited resistance without any formal control from hell except a few cirque du soleil bearded devils. Bruce was able to hurl the solar arrow head into the portal destabilising the first planned portal of Balore.

Phase Four initiated as Breadgar fell asleep near Ko’viels body. Bruce, Drukkor and Gar planned to encase Breadgar in mud. However, as they got the first layer on him the failed to notice Juniper in the side of the room until she threw a cask to put them to sleep. The day then came to perform the ritual. While all of this happened, Ko’viel soul was being judged by a creature known as ‘the Grand Juror’. In this astral Realm, Zartare of Balore emerged to his trial with the mouth of Serin rae. The young wizard had to decide what he thought he deserved, but as the judgement was about to be decided Zartare used ko’viels knowledge to present a burning down village. However, Kiana came into and projected the consciousness of the 6 other members of Milf money to asssit him in taking over these metaphysical constructs of Ko’viels fears, the dancing shadow, the thunder shadow, the burning shadow and Zartare. With Astral Gar dealing massive damage to the Astral Zartare the view ended and Ko’viel springed back to life, with Juniper and Kiana by his side.

Kiana then teleported Ko’viel and herself to the control district and attacked Isiant. She then gave the vile of Serin Rae to be poured onto Isiant, to which Isiant started to become morphed from Isiant, to her original celestial form, Razel. After that happened, a loud crackling of energy came from outside and the Gang witnessed the army being frozen in place by an intense shadow which emerged from Balore, as he and his three remaining horsemen casually walk towards the building the ritual is occurring in.

Session 19 - Reigns over Isiant
The Gang Goes to Hell

Previously on Milf Money:

The Gang Debriefed before going shopping in preparation for the day they would go into the 9th lower plane and attack the Isomadius stronghold. It was requested that Artemis was visited and during that time, they encountered Jasmine Frelo, the gnome investigator who questioned them about Ruman Talhini who is also a previous commander under Kapri of the military in Boullini. Avon also visited Brandle whom said a word and it triggered him. Nobglin also asked you to collect various components from fiends slain in hell. Before entering hell on the day of, they saw the full amount of people who joined them – Speech Bubbles Hendrick and Hendrick’s associate Thun, an Angel named Natalthia summoned by Rabernica, and three hulking faith enforcers by her side. As well, a party from the Marn guild who was met on the road to skimberi joined them on the assault. Breadgar’s parents hired them, and also the Golden Company. Also Carl was there. And Talmain, being a guard now was there. Kapri debriefed with you how the assault would take place.

First they would enter the portal where they would cross a chasm over a stream of lava which would be quickly attempted to be fortified with bearded devils and chain devils when finding out the assault would start. Then they would mount a brachisaours with 1 faith enforcers, the marn guild and Carl and introducing Lea a military spy. Assaulting them on there would be various Horned Devils, Imps, Eriynes and Bone Devil as they push with the Brachoisaurs that would be assaulted by one of Isiants large arrow which would need to be calmed down. They would then have to face the fortified walls of the Isoamadius stronghold and traverse the spiralling the chained linked walk ways towards where they faced the death of marn guild member Dandelion and the death of Carls Wolf. They would then have fought their way guided by lea on the appropriate path, if she survived that long (and she survived the whole stronghold ordeal.)

From here, Lea would direct them through to the command room which out of all the rooms remained consistent. However, Lea asked them to look for some trapped spies in here and found two surviving ones who were lead to safety by Lea and Axtur  of the Marn Guild. They also would find Lenina in there killing an imp, whom she claims was responsible for killing her. Lenina then joined the party in hopes of finding Ruman Talhini and fled after the battle.

After that, they would enter the control room to find an imp there talking for Isiant. After intensity preparing to enter and charge, this is when the plan faded. Isiant flew down and shot one arrow breaking the glass shards damaging Milf and Co. Then she shot a second larger charged arrow at the base of the structure. Hendrick told everyone to run for the window and most saftely landed except the faith enforcer and Heezus from the Marn Guild who pushed straggling people forward, and those two fell with the building into the lava.

On the groud, they faced off with the rest of the army to capture Isiant. On the rest of the fight, Nibbles beat down a cerebrus, Isiant cut of Lt. Jennis head and SpeechBubble in the vein similar to how Isiant defeated him, use a rope of entaglment modified for Isiant to capture her. They then had to flee, as portals opened up from the 8th lower plane from above by Misdreekus. Running back, they went across the chasm and about 40% of the surviving military had to be left behind.

After getting back into the material plane, you witnessed as the shadow of Baalore emerged from the portal walking slowly. Then, as he moved forward, Ko’vie took the opportunity to moon him. As a result, Ko’viel’s heart stopped suddenly and he fell unconscious.

The incursion has as of the end of session 19 resulted in the following deaths

  • Dandelion
  • Carl’s Wolf
  • Heezus
  • Faith Enforcer
  • L.t Jenni
  • Ko’viel Vandiir
Session 18 - The Ultimatum
The Gang gets Tunnel Vision

Previously on Milf$:

After a tiresome back and forth to the boat escaping Kiana who had been possessed, milf enetered the material plane from mount celestia and heard the mouth of serin rae say that the ritual may commence. Prospera led them to a secret location within the university where they met Brandle, a head librarian from The Great Vellin Library who found a devil in the restricted part of the Amerea library. Milf questioned him with first Breadgar and Drukkor questioning, with Avon taking over and finding out the information needed about the invasion of Baalore, that it was about the merging of the material and the lower planes.

That night on a walk, Avon was talked to by Brandle about the fey wild. In the morning after Speech Bubble went on a walk to clear his head, Juniper arrived to tell some news about the appearance of a nightmare. A dwarf with the beholder necklace said Tulmaire welcomes Phenrir to the city.

They went into an underground mine called the Lapis mine as a portal was rumoured to be emerging a portal. As they went through the mines, they found an imp, a man impaled by a lapis stone, a man who had slept and gone crazy and an empty illusionary room and the mines starting to collapse as communicated by Prospera. Hilarities ensued as they crawled to safety through mine shafts and fending of the engaging Eriynes. Am’Rafukula also taunted them before Jessebelle used a portal to retrieve them. When they arrived back at the platform, overseeing the mine, it is revealed that the elf who brought them there was a disguised Am’rafukula. Prospera sent a meteor swarm that revealed the growing in the mines was a giant af portal to the lower planes.

They were teleported to the spirituality council chamber room where they first initially met. Here they were given a decision to complete the ritual as it needs a sanctioned liuetentant of Baalore. To either go with Kapri Fillhorn into the front lines and capture Isiant, to go with Brandle to destroy their library and capture zartare, to go with Jessebelle and weaken the portals and capture Misdreekus, or stay behind with Prospera and locate Am’rafukula. They choose to go with Kapri learning about the 3rd portal that opened in the colonnade district, the same which the precession of Sevran Ironfang occurred.  They then used the rest of the day to prepare for the assault, where Kapri plans on killing as many devils as possible and capturing Isiant.

Breadgar said some just-in-case farewells to his mother and father. He also besseched them for help which they have said will come in the form of guild support. He also sought help from Rabernica summoning Natalthia, and 3 Faith Enforces. Ko’viel had a solemn talk with residence of Milf Money Mansion, barring juniper or sparky from helping. However Carl has offered his services still, revealing he came from Sykmov as a trained guard. Jeremy also bought an ex-machina from the same crazed woman. Bruce introduced Hendrick to the group and Hendrick was asked tohelp in the ensuing attack. Avon also brought home a feywild Dryad as he continues his bathhouse search.  Currently, you are all at the milf money mansion awaiting the day after tomorrow, where you will all enter hell.


Session 17 - Beseech
The Passion of Breadgar

Previously on Milf$:

In the cold open, Breadgar turned into an Illiam witness and was ordained into the Church of Illiam through the Grand Teacher Rabernica.

Milf Money then were messaged by Kiana Kalesbane that today they would move towards the Amerea. Sevran Irofang admitted he had no idea how to manage the situations as the number of cults have grown too large as they passed by the cult of the Hedron. At the Amerea University, Prospera greeted Kiana tenaciously and pulled out Drukkor, Speech Bubble and Avon. She noted that their acts on here have been disrespectful and banned Drukkor and Speech Bubble from the enchantment workshop. As well, Avon was placed on high alert. At dinner that night, Speech Bubble left the service while the others stayed and joined festivities. In particular, they talked with Jessebelle, a mage that was considered for Sparky. At that night, Talmain approached Gar saying the fullmoon was bound. He took him to a warehouse where Gar denied Cicero and the new Imbris Yumen in exchange for the chaos Talmain had on offer.

In the morning, Jessebelle pursued the group with more questions as they were led to the summoning laboratory. Breadgar was reintroduced now with a marking of Illiam on his neck, who was introduced by The Insight, Michael. As this was happening, a raven with red eyes plopped on the field and transformed into a temporary siege portal. Coming out of it were the tentacles of Misdreekus sure to hit the group, but instead redirected by Jessebelle to hit its self. Jessebelle told everyone to do the ritual while she fended off the Lt of portals.

The ritual summoning the portal initated with two angels coming to attack the perceived intruders into mount celestia. Towards the end of the fight, Zartare, the lt of insight for Balore attempted to extract as much information as possible from this university as he made milf money reel with pain from extracting knowledge. After successfully completing the portal ritual, they journeyed to the immaculate plane of Mount celestia and Kiana went to beseech the gods. Milf also were to beseech the gods for components of the ritual, as alluded to by Kiana.

The mouth of Serin Rae took them to a floating pedestal where the angel shot 5 arrows into the sky, striking 2 members of milf money and killed Ko’viel dead. He was restored along with the rest of the party. Afterwards, the party each did an individual way to show compassion to the downtrodden, Breadgar with the sick, Ko’viel with a tavern innkeeper, Speech Bubble with a in training kid, Avon with a crowd at an execution, Drukkor with a mother being attacked, Gar with a mammoth being chased where he turned off the fire on his sword and Phenrir with a baby in a crib being neglected.

Next they took to a Pegasus who riddled them with questions, revealing the importance of an hour glass, a casket and sand. In the last test to beseech the gods they entered a town in the desert at night which was being raided by Gnolls. The group took heavy casualties and heavy blows to the creatures, when their bravery and tactics inspired the citizens of the town to retake the night, as they were transported away. Finishing all the tasks given, they met with Kiana who said they had achieved their goals with the gods. However, walking back to the boat which brought them to the mountain. Kiana paused, with shadows of Baalores lieutentnats seeping out and his voice plaguing their minds, with Kiana fighting for control, with a simple word, “Run.”

Session 16 - No Object
The Gang goes to University

Previously on Milf$:

With the angels defeated, they had to retake Artemis from the town doctor Dalek who suggested the medical district as a point of call for complete recovery. Leaving Norehire in the middle of the night, Speech Bubblr took watch for most of the night, gaining the feeling as if he was being watched. In the morning they were stopped by a tabaxi named Tabrax who was a part of the Hellenic group. On arriving back to Boullini, they saw the highly secured state the city was in. they talked to Lt. Jenni who offered to pay for the expenses via the military for Artemis. Bruce, Drukkor, Phenrir, and Gar went to the medical district with Twain moving towards she departed the group after a man fell from a building and a bundle of coins splattered beneath him, with him dead. That person was Randal Fuller, Brian Fullers boyfriend.

Ko’viel and Avon returned to Milf Money mansion to check up on sparky to find the mansion still intact and the room’s fine, though a pile of dust on the floor boards in the entrance of the house. They allowed Carl to take up residency and Avon perused a bird bath. They went to Sevran Ironfnags office with Kiana and told Milf money of the rewards that would be granted. He gave them a list of three things to do, one was speak to Alonso about the Foreign affairs in Skimberii and events that happened. One was to speak to Robart Frostfang about Ruman Talhinis position. And one was to talk to the noble families’ council.

At the Medical district, they turned Artemis into the northern ward where Snek was hesitant to leave the injured Halfling. Dorothy the clinician assured the group of the quarantine bells saying they happened constantly and is nothing to be worried about. They saw firsthand what a supposed creature lurking in the eastern districts was doing to people, such as the Goliath they found. On their way out, they fought a creature which self-proclaimed itself to be the Kenku Supreme, a horrible formation of bodies of kenkus in the power of flight. On returning to the mansions, hilarities ensued and Sparky almost disintegrated Drukkor who pretended to be Priscillia. Drukkor also touched the orb in the shadow room which led him to images of a burnt down town, a wolf being killed and a woman crying at a grave stone.

At the northern family council, Breadgar impressed the noble family council to provide funds to the government and allow access to private property in search of emerging portals. They also went to the Amerea Magic University where Drukkor and Speech Bubble attended a lecture of Transumation. While this happened, Avon went on a rampage through the university and found more about who Titania was. Speech Bubble was hesitant to the idea that the Hellenics closed down the four elements discipline area and saw a man in a robe, clench his fist in flames. They also attended a cult meeting enabled by Cicero who informed the group of the New more welcoming Imbris Yumen. Talmain also approached the group after they left, concerned with Gar. Both these asked Gar if he would like to open up his abilities. At the Robart Frostfang state, he informed the group that Talhini had a secret place called Old Way he used to retreat too.

They stood precession for Rabernica and the faith of Illiam making the arrival into Illiam through the southern docks. Rabernica asked the group who their gods were.. They bumped into a follower of Silvanus and the followers of Bonsiar who insulted Artemis. At the foreign embassy district they informed Alonso of what happened to Skimberi and the part they played, while Juniper and Twain offered their allegiance to Milf Money. Breadgar went to visit Rabernica who offered him how to follow in the faith of Illiam. He went to visit, without the party and has not returned through the night.

Session 15 - The Girl and Her Snake, The Lady and Her Friends
Artemis Loses her Mind

Previously on Milf$:

After watching the vines entrap the young Avant, who was welcomed by a woman in spectral light, Milf money returned suspicious and questioning of what had occurred. On the journey back along with Twain and Juniper originally came Kiana, Delilah and Malvodo. Attitl approached you group and handed you with an orb that reflected on past magical incidents, and the hand of Am’Rafukula that Gar had cut off. On the road out in the initial days, hilarities ensued with Speech bubble and Drukkor initiating different phases. Kiana suggested to Ko’viel that the Amerea magical university will have answers to whatever the new frontier book has in store. Malvodo trained Breadgar little by little on how to use his vest. Snek was a little bit restless as if he sensed danger coming their way.

Kiana discussed with the party what Boullini was like, and what she had previously done to stop the incursion of Skimberii. In the middle of her discussion, she blacked out and set things alike. At the same time emerging on top of the caravan was Carl whom claimed he was being chased by mages. Sure enough emerging from the tree tops where mages on broom sticks. As they chased, one of the mages with eletrcity around him swerved to the side and descending from the sky was the rolling thunder, Cerisbla. Cerisbla helped finish the fight and talked to the group a little, before shooting off electricity towards the treeline where it was reflected and challenged by Ko’viels former friend, Thomar who had been radicalised by The new frontier with what the purpose of magic was. Considering what Ko’viel had send, and not wishing to inflict further harm, Thomar exited a portal that emerged from behind him. Ko’viel proceeded to break down. And carl joined the carriage.

Soon after, Cerisbla followed the party to the town of Lewgale burnt down and Juniper viewed the orb to see a woman named Scarlet and the old man they had rescued talking and trying to decide on where to go. Before they could get an answer, a bright flash consumed them and blew the man away. Cerisbla then showed milf money his work at Ignatia’s old camp with slaughtered minatours, with a note that some bodies were missing. He bid them farewell and told them to remember Cerisbla the Younger, the rolling thunder of the thermopine path.

The day after they were on the road and outlining the road were a series of bodies. After a initial investigation, they all heard in their minds a voice “What lies in the corners of the minds. What parts may HE use.” In the battle with the mindflayer Yehthrall, he used the corpses on the road and took a hold of Artemis. In the ensuing fight, he wrapped the tentacles around Artemis skull and crushed leaving the Halfling brain dead essentially. After defeating the bodies, the others took the mindflayer as coordinated by Avon to an open field where all members of Milf money including Malvodo, Juniper and Kiana and focused fire leaving a bloody mush in avenging Artemis.

Rushing to the nearest town of Norehire, there was a doctor who Morris wanted to visit that  Twain recalled in the initial passing by of the town. The doctor instead of typical payment asked the group to deal with a threat to the town, the four angels: of lust, wrath, vice and farce. Another was hunting them down for a undefined reward, and the group thus met a new party member Phenrir Damakos, who decided to go along with the group casually in exchange for travels. With an elaborate plan consisting of a horn and Breadgar and Gar, luring them out as they reacted to noise. The gang put rest to the angels as ghostly spirits escaped their bodies, akin to the Urn Speechbubble broke in the first episode. After the last angel is defeated, Milf are left to collect the reward.

Session 14 - Titania, Titania, Titania
The Gang does a Jailbreak

Previously on Milf$:

After Kiana Kalesbane casted her spell, she became exhausted. Avon grabbed a root of Emmanuel.  Coming from the shadows and smoke afore, returned Drukkor, more readied. Kyle approached Milf money in needing assistance at the one of the key generators. There Avon lulled a roc while Milf money had to defeat oncoming mages as a bird rider was left tired. After Avon took flight and Drukkor showed off some cool new moves sets, the group had to keep watch. There Ko’viel picked up a book and the gang had Speech Bubble on watch with Fernado who came after the battle.  Fernado asked speech bubble what it was felt like to come face to face with a Lt. of Balore. In the following morning the group went to a procession that was hauling members in of The New Frontier. Ko’viel was approached by Juniper who asked if the new frontier all deserved to die. She took a flask of some acidic formula and threw it towards the crowd of the new frontier. As it burnt them alive, Juniper was shot by an arrow and tackled to the ground and taken to the holding cell where she was to be reclaimed later. After, Breadgar was taken by Anino to help with a bakery that was hit and let him discover a secret to her success in skimberii. While there, they received word that Fernado was not to be trusted as his body was found. And as such, Bredgar and Speech bubble raced back to the senate building.

At the senate building, discussions about the potential new frontier link to Caplan through the goblin you kept seeing was an issue, the damages of the new frontier, and the state of Kiana kalesbane. Interrupting however Fernado changed his form to Am’Rafukula, the Lt. of trickery for Balore. He took a shadow substance out of Kiana and told her to have this instead as she fell to the ground unconscious. In the ensuing battle, Kyle destabilised he magic barrier so all spell levels could be casted within the room as speech bubble and Breadgar joined the fight. Gar dealt tonnes of damage to the Am’rafukula and sliced off his right forearm. After an ordeal with the chain devil, Kiana tricked the senate into thinking she was staying; she told Milf money in their minds that they were leaving tomorrow at midnight. They returned to her place and she ensured that they weren’t apart of some larger plan to get back at Kiana. As well, she went through the magical items to check their resilience and came across the amulet of the beholder, and got concerned at how much the amulet may have known. Appearing in the middle of the room was a creature much like Sparky, but only larger in magnitude and scale of its eyes sockets. Out of those who touched it such as Ko’viel, Drukkor sought a gleam into their purpose and the formation of Milf money.

At the rest of the day, some shopping was done and twain offered a way to ko’viel, gar to break free juniper, utilising Avon’s titania faint so the guards would help him. As per classic Milf money, Avon went into a kneeling form and a bright light emerged from him manifesting in a woman wrapped with vines, whom identified as Titania. This allowed a few such as koviel to rescue juniper but some left stunned at her magnificence. After rescuing juniper, they went to the cemetery they emerged from before with the Child Avant with the sword to sort out the Oni problem. After some searching the oni revealed itself, with two dead children by his side signing lullabies, attempting to drag members into the ground. During the fight, the child Avant was drawn to a field of mushrooms. After killing the oni, Avon did not try to stop the child, as the child went into the embrace of a white light of a figure of a woman in the fae crossing of mushrooms, as vines closed a wall between their sight.

Session 13 - The Battle For Skimberi
Ko'viel is a Motherfucker

Previously on Milf$:

After finding Kiana Kalesbane, she lead you through the mansion so she could confront her daughter Shelbo.

After an arduous battle with the defeat of the emerald lady and she’lbo, the mountain started to give way. Pressing through the way was blocked to outside the cavern and kiana told you of a way different.

Thus you ended up in shadowfell through a large gorge in the cavern. You came across the Shadar-kai, the denizens of this world. One elder guided you, at a price. She pointed at drukkor as what she wants as payment. Kiana explained they had an interest in shadowfell items seeking a natural attune to others from the material plane who had committed attrocities. Thus Drukkor said yes and was dragged down. She guided you and you came across in the distance, morris, albeit an undead morris with horses, still riding into the Shadowfell Skimberi.

When you came back into the material plane, you all were kept with Kiana Kalesbane for 24 hours to detox the stress induced by the shadow fell and awakening madness.

After, you guys left and came across the boy with the wooden sword. Asking for your help with the oni situation.

You then saw juniper rallying the people to beware of the new frontier. She was relieved to confirm that you were alive, via twain. Twain was also glad, to confirm he was not going insane. You also communicated with Sevran Ironfang, who informed you that the military garrison district was attacked in another more uprfront incursion

As the night progressed, Porgi asked ko’viel to go and have a talk with him on the wall. As you walked the wall porgi was killed by a blast of energy and you saw coming an army of the new frontier appearing in small groups, one of which that jumped over the wall and came face to face with ko’viel. The group easily dispatched them with juniper joining and finishing off the main mage.

The gang proceeded to kiana kalesbane houses where they saved the boy with the sword from his own heroism and were almost tricked by a woman running at them in danger, if it wasn’t for Avon’s apathy.

At kiana kalesbane house they witnessed her entrance as mages came and lugged fireballs at the place, she threw them back with Nreadgar throwing a dagger at one particular to which Kiana Kalesbane responded she knew someone for that.T he tree which you met on the way also named Emanuel also crushed one of the runners

You came to the Skimberi senate building as a massive Gatling gun emerged and gunned down a whole sector of mages. Coming out the front was man in a dark robe, bald and sealing all the bullets together whom Speech Bubble recognised and releasing them, killed many of the members.

Kiana prepared a spell to wash them out of Skimberi, as milf money rejected the attack and came to the top of the steps, as a damaged Skimberi lies all around them.


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