Boullini's Milf Money Squad

Session 31 – Against our Will
Nerf This...

Previously on Milf $:

After agreeing to help Gouregious Fern to find her son and former ally of milf money, Aristarn Fern, Bruce and Gar finished their dessert at the Fern estate and O’carrick joined milf money to help in this venture. Gouregious gave each a retainer of 700 gold, with 20800 still left. The gang decided to stay the night at the fern estate and then caught thopter towards the first defence district, where they then travelled to the Medical district. They had to wait out quarantine before entering the district, finding Noblgin’s placed abandoned. Avon talked to a pot plant in the room where Bruce said Hala was kept in. Along the floor was bits of earth, scorched stone, damp spots and tables knocked over.

Bruce found a room with a spectral light illuminating a stone door and found it to be a crude tunnel way into ancient dwarven passage. They walked for around an hour in the pitch darkness until they found a series of bones. They discovered it was a body of a dwarf child which had a note that read “Daddy says he’s always watching, has many eyes”. After that, one set of eyes opened and glowed from down each ends of this tunnel. Two dwarven machines came to attack milf money, with steam spewing from the centre of their body and through cables, leaving behind glowing orbs when they were brought down.

At the end of the hall, they entered a testing facility. Walking down the corridor, the group stumbled across the havoc they had missed, with bodies of dead biomancers torn aside. They came across holding cells that were used to store creatures the simic combine had created. After walking through the  holding cells, they came across a series of sounds in the vent. A creature emerged with a tentacle that once belonged to Misdreekus, a Lt. of Balore, and attacked the group along with two fleshly creature who spoke in a goliath tongue as deduced by Bruce.

The flesh creatures emerged out of a broken glass pen which had the name “Nerf Naristar”. After a bit of engagement with this creature, the creature you had been looking for, an augmented Aristarn Fern now titled Nerf Naristar that followed you through the Scatter Heights districts, was ready to face you. The group decided to lure him into a cage after damaging only did a little. You see as it took bites out, the glass-like tubes of armour on his body get fuelled with a purple liquid that empowered him. Eventually, Backing Ko’viel into one cage, with Ko’viel flirting with the line of death, Nerf Naristar fell to the naked body of Aristarn Fern. As he tried to say some words out, the group used the crown of bliss and were adamant about taking him out of here. However, in the distance a soft crying was heard.

Following through the rest of the laboratory that had gone uncharted, they came across a room with a sigil of the simic and portal like energy within it. beyond a door, the crying grew louder and Bruce checked if it was Hala. They burst down the door, knocking Nobglin to the side. He revealed that he was trying to prevent the simic combine from taking Hala and that he was forced into working subjects, such as Nerf Naristar. He informed you of an emergency meeting they have had in light of what’s happened here on the other side of the portal. The group agreed to taking them down now, informed Gouregious, sent Hala and Aristarn with mercenaries employed by Gouregious and stepped through the portal.

Session 32 - To Lose Everything
Run Ko'viel, Run!

Previously on Milf$:

The gang entered the portal and were in the main building of the simic combine. Drukkor killed a guard and left the body. O’carrick pitched pizza to the leader of the simic combine which Zigara, the leader of this guild did not order. Tensions grew as the group made their awkward appearance in front of the simic leaders. The leaders grew apprehensive when they figured out these were the saviours of Boullini. A battle ensued where the Angel Natalthia, now augmented thanks to Nobglin smashed through the window. It’s body fused with Erinyes armour and a biometal that was also used on Aristarn Fern.

The goblin and Kenku at the table were easily dispatched off with Phenrir, and the Orc was killed by a nobility agent who jumped into a waterfall. The leaders proved to be fairly easy to deal with as a tsunami sprouted and before it could do any lethal damage, the leader was killed. After killing them, they left the building to go to the northern gate. As they left the building a gnome receptionist panicked at the sight of them.

Moving on, they came down a road and they saw a group of guards attempt to block their path and prepare for combat. But, they heard the phrase uttered and a line of nobility agents executed the guards before moving in the opposite direction.

As they came to the Northern gate of the simic combined compound, they were confronted by creatures with blades coming out of their forearms. Avon and O’carrick opened the gate and the gang was forced to fend off against two more waves, one with a giant creature eating pumpkins while another was a large tree which turned two neighbouring trees against them. All were augmentations of the simic combine. After they opened the gates Gouregious Fern’s mecernaries stepped in and thanked milf money, paying them. She relished in the legacy of the simic combine and how she snuffed them out so quickly.

Ko’viel went off to slowly walk back to Milf Money mansion and Drukkor went to take the money back, first visiting the Cimbrosa clan. The group went shopping, initially for tarasque hides but settled on buying a few sending stones that they could all use on each other.

While waiting for them to be hooked up, the group were attacked by The New Frontier. A series of 7 elite mages and the leader of the new frontier, stepped out of the portal with Ko’viel and Artemis in chains.  Ko’viel was confronted by the new frontier on the way back. They said they were here because Ko’viel did not let Thomar go. As a result, they had hired someone from the Sylvan Combine and they projected an image of Breadgar being attacked in the southern guilds.

During this, the mages left a bomb and one mage to guard. Avon turned into a pixie to take the bomb into the ethereal plane as Bruce and Gar tried to pin him down. The bomb went off in that plane and the mage disappeared from under them. Ko’viel was freed from his chains and just ran. Bruce caught up with him, but he didn’t listen, claiming they were all in danger. And so Ko’viel ran from milf money, and presumably, the city.

The group went to Kiana as Gar had been made really stupid after the mage encounter. They took Gar to the high priest of Illiam who restored him and Avon the day after went to the Amerea university. You agreed to go to a meeting with Sevran Ironfang with other various politicans where he declared that he was stepping down as leader of spirtuality. in replace, a certain Teri Fae stepped up, a gnome women who acted as  Gouregious communicator. As her protege she named Aristarn Fern.

The group where then approached by Gouregious who told them about her plan to put Aristarn Fern in power as spirituality leader. the group was then talked to by Delilah who told them that in a few days, it was time to head to the sleepless jungle.

Session 33 - Boundaries of the Jungle
Who can say where the Road goes?

Previously on Milf$:

After hearing the announcement of Sevran ironfang resigning from the office of spirituality, the leaders excluding Teri Fae sat down with milf money and issued a warning. They alerted them that they had the power to decline any invitation to act as rogue militants, in regards to their part in the simic combine falling and the part they played. They reassured them that the leaders of boullini could be the friends they needed in such situations. They were approached by Delilah, reminded of their adventure to the rests happening in the next few days. They were given two notable rewards: tickets all year round to the arena district and a flair warning.

Juniper finally confronted the group about Ko’viels location as he had disappeared last session. After learning the truth, she stormed off. The group trained and prepared to leave. During this time, Avon took the time to kill Kel’s (a socerer  who neglects and wants to severe other worlds, specifically the fey wild) girlfriend by causing her to jump off a balcony.

Ko’viel in this time, with garth on the road came across travelling merchants where their carriage had capsized into a ditch where  a woman was lodged into.  They helped the woman on and Garth made them stop insisting to pay.

Back at the mansion, Juniper brought home a member of the New frontier she had been tracking for a while. The man revealed information on where the new frontier where, and the information was relayed by Breadgar and then by Juniper to Kiana. In a brutal display, Juniper took a vile of acidic substance and broke it on the man’s head to kill him slowly and painfully.

The next day, the group was ready to leave Boullini and found themselves on the road with the convoy heading towards the sleepless jungle. The first day in the desert, the winds picked up heavy and they found a large metal contraption in the road, shaped like a humanoid, with an arrow known to belong to Isiant in it. After Gar and Bruce pulled out the arrows, the machine started to spin again, the eyes lit up and the being named Logos became butler to Milf Money. Logos did not recall how he got there, but the group inferred that it could have been a result of the magic bea that opened up a plane to mechanus, though the specifics are hazy.

Week into the road, they took camp and became locked in a frenzied tug of war between Breadgar, the servants and Drukkor when the Boullinian lights, a set of alluring lights attracted them on the road. The lights, after much resistance, disappeared up into the night sky.

Just in the middle of Boullini and the mountain range, the group laid rest when Gnolls attacked in the night. The group armed themselves and the caravan, not letting a single creature get into the camp to hurt any of the servants or officials of Boullini.

After blocking them off, they picked up the pace and within a month they ended up by the edge of the sleepless jungle. Their quest here is to go with Delilah and delegate with each rest, about them joining the outside world, which is what brought Delilah to original save Bruce and to move to the city of boullini.


Session 34 - The Dragon, the Owl and the Jungle
This is so sad, Logos play despacito / Racism is bad

Previously  on Milf$:

On entering the sleepless jungle, the group were reminded of the general purpose: to go to each individual rest of the sleepless jungle and try to promote diplomatic relationships. They first came across tribal warriors who were from the horizons rest, giving them permission to enter the sleepless jungle. Delilah advised to go to Viewers rest last due to her personal attachment and Arndell rest in two weeks, due to Bruce’s upcoming battle.

They first arrived at Levert’s rest, a village made out of cobble stone adorned and welcomed by a marble white statue of the man the village was named after. They still held his traditions firm by asking the group questions about their home, Boullini, who they are, and how unhuman they all are. They found it quite fascinating, especially Drukkors monologue. The rest agreed to consider aligning and learning with the city state of Boullini.

On the road to Horizons rest, the night was greeted by an owl who watched the group and flew off after being noticed. They entered Horizon’s rest, being flown up in the out let in the mountain by giant eagles. There, Delilah and Crenlin (Protégé to foreign affairs) discussed with the leader, a frail old man, about what to do stepping forward with Boullini. While there, the group had some run in with the locals, which eventuated to Avon telling a man to do a handstand against a wall. The members returned and the old man announced an allegiance to learning and opening the borders to the sleepless jungle with Boullini.

On the road the night after, Delilah was having a dnm with the group, telling everyone about what she wanted to happen for the sleepless jungle and the relationship between Boullini. As she was becoming filled with optimism about what they were doing here, an arrow flung into her chest. Delilah died instantly. As a bombardment of arrows rained down on the group. They were able to catch one of the men who caught them, and he was told there were orders from the Viewers Rest. Having this conversation, an owl watched and Drukkor was peeved at this display and tried to attack the owl. But as he did and they confuffled, the owl grew bigger and took him into the air, advising him “you should be kind to animals.”” Before dropping him above the thick canopy. Breadgar revived Delilah.

The next destination was Arcadia’s rest a shrouded and walled complex outlined by a thick hedge on the mountain, and they were very tenacious of the diplomats, not letting them into boullini. The woman however with a sunflower approached the group after being declined and told them she was the leader in charge of how knowledge is passed on and wanted help going to a place called the shadow pond, to find out information of a Rest that was erased from existence.

At the shadow pond, the group came across a shadar-kai woman, one  of the locals from  the realm of shadow fell and had the book in her grasp, that seemed to contain information about the realm. She referred to Drukkor as a failure and asked for individuals, such as Gar and Bruce to pop their heads into the murky water. When they did, mud like moulds of them appeared in a village of mould and dirt, and the woman exchanged the book, after much negotiation to get to that point. the woman with the sunflower headdress advised that though change may not happen immediately, that it was a process and the next generation would consider opening their eyes to the outside world.

Ko’viel, along with Garth, made the decision to stop in a town for supplies.

As the date of the arena battle was drawing nearer, the group went down towards the Arndells rest to get Bruce to fight in the arena. Travelling through the jungle, a huge thunder storm swept by, spawning instantly on a sunny day and then fading.

When they arrived at the Arndell rest, they found it was more open to walk in and met their game adviser who told them of the structure and where to go. Before the battle, the group supported Bruce, including giving him a pep rally and hyping him up. He was announced in strutting into the giant sandstone colosseum and stood in the middle. As his opponent was being announced, the grow slowly realised and then confirmed that it was Ignatia, the Blue Curtain who was the challenger as she appeared from invisibility over Bruce, who was half her height.

Ignatia looked beaten and battered, bruised and sore. She had a mask on her face, reminiscent to the mask that fluctuated from sadness to happiness but this one seemed to be in a constant state of anger. As the battle was about to start, the group heard a thunderstorm start to get picked up and cutting through the clouds, Cerisbla the rolling thunder swooped in with a storm approaching behind him, cracking the stone and landed on the noble box. He winked at the group, before letting out a bellowing lightning.

Ignatia took this opportunity and scrambled together a performance, by creating madness amongst the citizens and forcing them to attack Milf Money. The group fought them, finally putting down Ignatia. Breadgar was almost taken by Cerisbla but eventually he was brought down.

Now separated from Delilah, Major Delaphy and Crenlin, leaving the Arndell rest which is in panic, the group must head to Prospect Rest which was their meet up point after helping the citizens.

Session 35 - The Owl, the Soldier and the Rest
Gar's Talkshow

The group found Delilah, and traversed with the refuges from Arndell Rest towards Prospect’s Rest. They were denied entry into the rest but were assured that their help to the refuges would not be an idle or forgotten. During their travel, Gar was approached by a bear when guarding the rear side of the group. Tenaciously, he approached and spoke with it. The bear alluded to familiarity, a sense of distance and recognised many of their kin had gone missing, to the hands of a Circus. Bearmy confirmed this by revealing the Boullinian Circus had taken him from the Sleepless jungle, a long long time ago.  Bearmy jumped from Gar’s shoulder and was confronted with following the bear or staying with Gar. After a heart felt decision, gar thought it best to continue Bearmy’s journey with him and then eventually return him back to the jungle.

The group, while waiting for Delilah, were escorted by the Giant Owl to a hollowed out tree stump. He asked for assistance. They were teleported to a part of the jungle, unknown where it was. The owl’s eyes darted towards the members of the Sylvan Combine, a faction that is driven by both the unseelie court of the fey wild, and by the large ideologies presented by the new frontier in the material plain. They unleashed an attack almost destroying the pillar. Avon was kept in a conversation with Titania. The one surviving member who attacked the group was a changeling who attacked Breadgar in his time at the Vintrulitri Septim. The changeling was trapped by rope and then asked to be put down, for Titania offered a crueller fate than death. But Titania used the grass and roots beneath the changeling and dragged him into the dirt, and presumably into a torturous fate.

They arrived at the Smith’s rest after collecting Delilah, Major Delpahy and Crenlin Marximoff. The Smith’s rest reufsed dialogue and warned them off imminent death if they did not leave the mountain. That night a man named Hux approached the group and asked if they would like to be a part of a violent revolution to upend the rulers there. The group came to a decision to decline, with the guidance of Delilah.

The next day the group travelled to the Endeavours rest and approached the leader there. The endeavours rest was a more magically inclined village that relied heavily on the magical properties of a nearby artefact, a monumental and gigantic hedron that was embedded into the dirt and mountain side. However, some mages were messing around with it, and it was revealed to be the new frontier related. When they arrived, they came across a goblin with a feathered hat, that was the same goblin that ran around skimberii and was thought to have connections to the attack. Logos, in all his wisdom, approached out of the thicket and proceeded to talk to the mages. They escaped, but not before damaging the hedron, which sent out a eerie energy, and flashed into most people’s head an otherworldly creature. Gar, in all his wisdom, proceeded to touch the monument. At that moment, he lost all his intelligence, charisma, and wisdom and became vegetative. He was rushed to the Endeavours Rest but was healed along the way by Breadgar. He ended up drawing a picture of what he saw, and the leader of the Endeavours Rest described the being as ‘The Promised End’ and ‘The Winnower of Gods’.

After that spookiness, the group was travelling and Delilah, Delpahy and Crenlin were all taken hostage, with a young orc and a older orc claiming that they would free them from their captors chains. After explaining themselves, Okin the leader showed them back to their group and revealed a small community of unwanted humanoids living in the sleepless jungle. The group organised them to leave in a few weeks, and organised a trip through the sleepless jungle after they finished their mission. They contacted Robart Frostfang to let this happen.

 the group travelled to Challenger’s Rest where they did not face opposition, but rather celebration. The rest recognised the groups defeat of their leader, Garru back in the southern docks of Boulllini. But they requested the group get rid of soldiers from Ericsa who were impending on their territory. The group wanted to settle it peacefully, and it was peaceful until Challenger’s Rest sprung out with darts and poisoned most of the Ericsinian soldiers. One however, fell into the adjacent river and was rushed down stream.

The group finally came across their last destination in the sleepless jungle, the Viewers Rest. It looks more medieval and the most expensively designed out of al lthe rests. Delilah had a warm welcome from her father, who is the leader of viewers rest. They were offered to have dinner that night to celebrate a new found alliance. While getting ready, Gar and Delilah had a dnm about things. While talking, he heard a voice of a woman and a figure duck in the windows telling him with the spell message ”Mike, you’re in danger.”

At the dinner, Ferdinad Viewer asked a whole lot of questions about how the jungle treated them and how they were finding themselves here. After  a while, and a few constitution saving throws, it was discovered the food was poisoned. Some of the group find themselves weak while others remained strong. Delilah, Delpahy and Crenlin have been coughing up blood and Ferdinad Viewer stands at the edge of the table.

Meanwhile Ko’viel left the seaside town of Yanda after a group of priates known as the Terracrotans arrived into the town. Ko’viel was also introduced to the city of Canala, the free flowing city and would start to search for his friends.

Session 36 - The Love of Parents
The Gang Slides Down the Mountain - In Style

Previously on Milf$:

The gang got poisoned at dinner with Ferdinad Viewer. As Delilah, Crenlin and Delahpy started to cough up blood, the group fought off the many guards, a mage who substituted with Ferinad and a fire elemental. Delilah and Crenlin were transported away via magical orbs while the group managed to save Delaphy from the same fate. The mage held these orbs. In period when no guards were attacking them, they pushed out the table and slid down the steep declining mountain side of the viewers rest. After taking some damage and failing dex saving throws, they ended up at the bottom of the mountain. During the night, they observed torches move in the distance.

The group eventually formulated a plan to infiltrate the viewers rest and retrieve the diplomats. They decided to hike up the side of the mountain where their table had slid down. They use Drukkor to first scale the walls and bonk some dudes on watch. Drukkor found the door towards The Infinite Cascade but found out that they needed a key of some sort, only kept by a few individuals, including Ferdinad Viewer.

They made their way to the Central Viewers Tower and devised a plan involving the bag of tricks, pulling out a panther to scare the children and towns people away on the streets. They entered the tower and made sure the receptionist and old man wouldn’t say/do anything. They scaled the stories and came across guards on looking which Avon manipulated into getting Ferdinads attention. Instead the mage they fought earlier showed up and dismissed the guard as Ferdinad was in grieving. They opened up the gates eventually and saw Ferdinad on the balcony onlooking the jungle, with his trusted mage.

Bruce was invisied by Breadgar and punched the shit out of Ferdinad Viewer and the team jumped on the mage. By the end of the combat, Ferindad couldn’t speak and could teleport away. They found the key and came across a drunken Sarah Viewer, who expressed sympathy for her daughters fate, whatever it might be at the moment.

And thus the group got the orb-key to the Infinite Cascade. They came acrosa ato opposite cliff faces within the mountain lined up with cells. The guard at the door told milf money to not kill the men, as they were good people. They would later kill all the guards, who were torturing Delilah and Crenlin. Delaphy kept watch of Ferdinad Viewer.

As they went to do this, they came across a few names of cells, one in particular named Martha, that turned out to be Gar’s mother. The two reunited as Gar broke open the bars to get her out. She revealed she was living amongst the community after dropping Gar in the woods but was apprehended again for trying to warn Gar. The group then made the decision to free all the prisoners in the infinite cascade, by opening all the cells. But they were then hit with the problem of what these hundred or so prisoners would look like coming out of this prison.

This fell to the wayside as they saw the Viewers Rest under investigation by guards in gold and silver armor from the city state of Ericsa, investigating something that transpired with the Challengers Rest. They pinpointed milf money here through undisclosed means and requested they join them to head back to Ericsa after everything has been sort out here.


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