Boullini's Milf Money Squad

Session 31 – Against our Will
Nerf This...

Previously on Milf $:

After agreeing to help Gouregious Fern to find her son and former ally of milf money, Aristarn Fern, Bruce and Gar finished their dessert at the Fern estate and O’carrick joined milf money to help in this venture. Gouregious gave each a retainer of 700 gold, with 20800 still left. The gang decided to stay the night at the fern estate and then caught thopter towards the first defence district, where they then travelled to the Medical district. They had to wait out quarantine before entering the district, finding Noblgin’s placed abandoned. Avon talked to a pot plant in the room where Bruce said Hala was kept in. Along the floor was bits of earth, scorched stone, damp spots and tables knocked over.

Bruce found a room with a spectral light illuminating a stone door and found it to be a crude tunnel way into ancient dwarven passage. They walked for around an hour in the pitch darkness until they found a series of bones. They discovered it was a body of a dwarf child which had a note that read “Daddy says he’s always watching, has many eyes”. After that, one set of eyes opened and glowed from down each ends of this tunnel. Two dwarven machines came to attack milf money, with steam spewing from the centre of their body and through cables, leaving behind glowing orbs when they were brought down.

At the end of the hall, they entered a testing facility. Walking down the corridor, the group stumbled across the havoc they had missed, with bodies of dead biomancers torn aside. They came across holding cells that were used to store creatures the simic combine had created. After walking through the  holding cells, they came across a series of sounds in the vent. A creature emerged with a tentacle that once belonged to Misdreekus, a Lt. of Balore, and attacked the group along with two fleshly creature who spoke in a goliath tongue as deduced by Bruce.

The flesh creatures emerged out of a broken glass pen which had the name “Nerf Naristar”. After a bit of engagement with this creature, the creature you had been looking for, an augmented Aristarn Fern now titled Nerf Naristar that followed you through the Scatter Heights districts, was ready to face you. The group decided to lure him into a cage after damaging only did a little. You see as it took bites out, the glass-like tubes of armour on his body get fuelled with a purple liquid that empowered him. Eventually, Backing Ko’viel into one cage, with Ko’viel flirting with the line of death, Nerf Naristar fell to the naked body of Aristarn Fern. As he tried to say some words out, the group used the crown of bliss and were adamant about taking him out of here. However, in the distance a soft crying was heard.

Following through the rest of the laboratory that had gone uncharted, they came across a room with a sigil of the simic and portal like energy within it. beyond a door, the crying grew louder and Bruce checked if it was Hala. They burst down the door, knocking Nobglin to the side. He revealed that he was trying to prevent the simic combine from taking Hala and that he was forced into working subjects, such as Nerf Naristar. He informed you of an emergency meeting they have had in light of what’s happened here on the other side of the portal. The group agreed to taking them down now, informed Gouregious, sent Hala and Aristarn with mercenaries employed by Gouregious and stepped through the portal.

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Session 32 - To Lose Everything
Run Ko'viel, Run!

Previously on Milf$:

The gang entered the portal and were in the main building of the simic combine. Drukkor killed a guard and left the body. O’carrick pitched pizza to the leader of the simic combine which Zigara, the leader of this guild did not order. Tensions grew as the group made their awkward appearance in front of the simic leaders. The leaders grew apprehensive when they figured out these were the saviours of Boullini. A battle ensued where the Angel Natalthia, now augmented thanks to Nobglin smashed through the window. It’s body fused with Erinyes armour and a biometal that was also used on Aristarn Fern.

The goblin and Kenku at the table were easily dispatched off with Phenrir, and the Orc was killed by a nobility agent who jumped into a waterfall. The leaders proved to be fairly easy to deal with as a tsunami sprouted and before it could do any lethal damage, the leader was killed. After killing them, they left the building to go to the northern gate. As they left the building a gnome receptionist panicked at the sight of them.

Moving on, they came down a road and they saw a group of guards attempt to block their path and prepare for combat. But, they heard the phrase uttered and a line of nobility agents executed the guards before moving in the opposite direction.

As they came to the Northern gate of the simic combined compound, they were confronted by creatures with blades coming out of their forearms. Avon and O’carrick opened the gate and the gang was forced to fend off against two more waves, one with a giant creature eating pumpkins while another was a large tree which turned two neighbouring trees against them. All were augmentations of the simic combine. After they opened the gates Gouregious Fern’s mecernaries stepped in and thanked milf money, paying them. She relished in the legacy of the simic combine and how she snuffed them out so quickly.

Ko’viel went off to slowly walk back to Milf Money mansion and Drukkor went to take the money back, first visiting the Cimbrosa clan. The group went shopping, initially for tarasque hides but settled on buying a few sending stones that they could all use on each other.

While waiting for them to be hooked up, the group were attacked by The New Frontier. A series of 7 elite mages and the leader of the new frontier, stepped out of the portal with Ko’viel and Artemis in chains.  Ko’viel was confronted by the new frontier on the way back. They said they were here because Ko’viel did not let Thomar go. As a result, they had hired someone from the Sylvan Combine and they projected an image of Breadgar being attacked in the southern guilds.

During this, the mages left a bomb and one mage to guard. Avon turned into a pixie to take the bomb into the ethereal plane as Bruce and Gar tried to pin him down. The bomb went off in that plane and the mage disappeared from under them. Ko’viel was freed from his chains and just ran. Bruce caught up with him, but he didn’t listen, claiming they were all in danger. And so Ko’viel ran from milf money, and presumably, the city.

The group went to Kiana as Gar had been made really stupid after the mage encounter. They took Gar to the high priest of Illiam who restored him and Avon the day after went to the Amerea university. You agreed to go to a meeting with Sevran Ironfang with other various politicans where he declared that he was stepping down as leader of spirtuality. in replace, a certain Teri Fae stepped up, a gnome women who acted as  Gouregious communicator. As her protege she named Aristarn Fern.

The group where then approached by Gouregious who told them about her plan to put Aristarn Fern in power as spirituality leader. the group was then talked to by Delilah who told them that in a few days, it was time to head to the sleepless jungle.

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Session 33 - Boudnaries of the Jungle
Who can say where the Road goes?
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