Previously on Milf$:

The DM says 20s aren’t going to cut it anymore

As the ancient green dragon expunges its acid and bile on the streets of Dolan, the gang and the others of the township retreat into the townhall on a higher ground. They witness civlians fail to climb into the stair townships and sink into the acid, leaving bones behind. The dragon says its sorry as it belches overhead and rampages the town.

Inside the tyown hall the gang try to get people to move to higher ground, with Tix attempting to move the stunned civiliians. Breadgar ends up speaking empashioned to them which takes the citizens out of the fearful trance and allows them to move upstairs. Bruce helps stragglers as some acid starts to slip underneath the door frame. Avon, classicly, runs up the walls in a spiderclimb fashion. Bruce notices a shadowy coalescence in the corner and readies himself with rope.

Appearing out of the shadowy corridor, a dragonborn appears, looking like Drukkor. Instantly, he is assailed by rope and the gang quickly surround Drukkor, scooby-doo’ing him. Drukkor explains he was pulled into shadowfell and that the head of Drukkor they have in their possession is the head of Gigachad Drukkor (alternate universe version of him that died on the plane of Mechanus) that the blood mage Obara Imbra had told them. Upon this revelation, Breadgar hears Obara Imbra’s voice say “oops” in his head.

The gang then realise they still have many civilians in this building to help escort out of this area. They get to the rooftop and see the streets of acid below. As they gaze upon the city slowly sinking in acid, they notice a few areas of respite that aren’t damaged. Landing on building across from them, they see the green dragon touch down and balancing itself on the structures as it begins to dialogue with the group.

The Dragon reveals his name as Mordevant. The gang recognise this as one of the dragons of the Chromatic Council working towards Erinyade Moras return. Drukkor and Avon’s Cimbrics and Sunset Scions have impacted on his operations in Boullini during the five year hiatus. Mordevant says he did not wish to do this as an attack like this is not his style, but the Eldrazi were encroaching on the city. He pleads with group to exit and leave the civilians to die, so they don’t join the Eldritch forces and be amalgamated into the Eldrazi Horde. The group argue to Mordevant that there is still time to rescue those who remain in the city, as he reveals there is an intention at the moment to keep the Saviours of Boullini alive.

Mordevant flies off, providing the group with a short window.

An old woman emerges from the crowd explains the areas that seem to not be damaged by acid, which include:

• A temple to Illiam
• A central bell and announcement tower imbued to thaumaturgy
• The mages hall
• Fishing Yard
• Thieves district (hidden knowledge) with tunnels alleged tro go outside the city.

The group then devise a plan out of this. Avon heads to the mages hall, Tix heads towards the tower first escorted by Bruce who then would head towards the fishing docks. Drukkor heads to the thieves guild area and Breadgar goes to the temple of Illiam. Meanwhile Dale was providing assistance outside the city.

Drukkor lands at the thieves guild area, investigating the area and finds two thieves who are using the tunnel. A brief debate ensues about informing people about the tunnels, but Drukkor wins over the conversation as there was no guarantee Dolan would be liveable afterwards.

Tix first gets people off townhall roof top to nearby ground to go towards the docks using their portal staff. Upon headcount of the civilians, they notice one is missing and the old woman was not there. They feel an intense cold spot move over them and warn the others. Tix lands at the tower as guided by Bruce and Bruce hops away onto the buildings.

Breadgar flies to the Temple of Illiam, seeing two female dragon born high priests stopping a moderate flow of acid from moving down the street, Maria and Vianna. Breadgar spots a cliff face on the other side of the river and asks about transporting people there and those taking refuge in the temples stronger material building. The priests agree with the plan and hold up the Barrier for Breadgar to take the civlians across.

Avon uses misty step and spider climbs over the streets of acid to the mages hall. He finds it mostly abandon, speaking with plants at a central tomb/building and they tell him people had fled and then returned through the portal. Avon finds the teleportation circle, and learns of the history of the mages hall being associated with the Cult of Onyx and the area could be rewrote at health cost and higher spell points. Outside the mages area, he sees a druidic mage trying to stop the flow of acid. Avon makes an announcement seeing people still in their building as it is currently on higher ground to move towards the teleportation circle. Avon moves into the teleportation ring, gathering other mages to use the charge. As he goes through it, he sees another mage named Tim, a warlock to Onyx, in a cold wintery landscape and he can see the city of Canala in the background (snow elf-city that Ko’viel went to, looking for refugees of the new frontier attacks). Avon convinces Tim to come back and provide assistance with other mages who had fled in a hurry.

AS the gang was all in position, Tix makes an announcement to the civlians to heads towards where the group was.

 Bruce gets to the fishing yard and sees the boats being unevenly manned and inefficiently being used. Bruce divies up the civilians in the area and with perfect aim throws the children into the boats.

Drukkor finds marking in thieves cant about the underground passage, finding one way that goes towards Boullini which would takes weeks and finding oen passage that goes to the underneath toms nearby, just outside the city.

Tix suddnely feels the tower start to shake and fall. She runs down the tower with a window exposed and jumps out. She slips and doesn’t get a good grasp, but uses Gerkin to help her move upwards. Tix then heads towards the tunnels to meet up with Drukkor.

 Avon uses the mages of higher power to teleport the civilians to area of Canala. Once everyone is secured, he turns into a pixie and flies towards temple of Illiam.

Breadgar starts to take them over.

Bruce increased capacity of the small fishing boats and ships as he transmute the rock, solidifying it with fire and then clumps the little boats together to increase the carrying capacity. The boats set sail along the river but as he floats down stream, kicking up speed in the water, he sees back at the dock a child runs up on his lonesome.  On the other side of the river, an eldrazi comes out of the bushes and starts to make its away across the river bed, its head poking out of the river. Bruce tells the kid the Saviours aree coming and heads for the eldritch creature, beating it to death with punches and cone of cold. He then goes back to the boats and helps them get out.

Avon diverts from Breadgar and goes to help the child. He arrives at the fishing yard and Tinkerbells the kid, who reveals his name is Shish-shawn. 

As the priests start to loose strength, Breadgar grabs them and the acid deluges  the temple of illiam and the surrounding buildings, swallowed by the bile.

As breadgar flies off to the cliff face, flying down to the town, with the Eldrazi starting to come from the forest, mordevant announces that time is up and unleashes total destruction on the town levelling as much as he can with his acid.

Tix and Drukkor hear the rumbling of crashing top-side building from the tunnels, Bruce and the civilians witness from the boat, while Breadgar and Avon watch as they fly away from the city.

Drrukkor emerges from the “secret” tombs, and the gang see lightning strike at one particular area, with no clouds in the sky. There, next to a forest and hidden by hills, is Cerisbla the younger, blue dragon of the thermopine path. He thanks the group for attending, explaining the Chromatic Council are starting to realise they cannot prevent the eldrazi from moving northwards. He says he is not a part of the old guards of dragons who want total dominon of the continent, like they tried eons ago, revealing that his father, Cerisbla the elder, had went into hibernation due to his frustration. Cerisbla believes the council inability to make allyship outside dragon-kin will be their downfall, as Cerisbla had seen the power of allyship with milf money through situations such as Ignatia and the issue with The Rests (mountain villages the group helped with diplomatic relations).

He explains the purpose and intention of each dragon on the council. Calebfurh (fire and ice dragon) wanting to restore Erinyade moras and ensure dragon superiority, Mordevant wants to fend off the humans from their infiltration into the Eno and Ganzorig (white dragon) has no stake but he wishes safety and prosperity to all half-lings, noting this dragon could be a potential ally if ever had the capital.

Suddnely, with super sonic speed, a blurry bolt shoots Ceirsbla into the earth leaving an impact creature, pushing all the members of milf money down. Floating over Cerisbla, the younger, the larger blue dragon with a long length and small storm clouds around his head peers down in an Eastern dragon look. Breadgar recognises him but his look is verry different from the legends, this was Cerisbla, the elder.

Cerisbla the younger tells the group to run, as he is ass is being beat by his father. But Breadgar casts teleportation on everyone, including Cerisbla, and teleports them to the Thermopine Path. As the group lands back, in front of Breadgar is the grave and tree of Morris, their former carriage driver.

As the ancient green dragon expunges its acid and bile on the streets of Dolan, the gang and the others of the township retreat into the townhall on a higher ground. They witness civlians fail to climb into the stair townships and sink into the acid, leaving bones behind. The dragon says its sorry as it belches overhead and rampages the town.

Inside the tyown hall the gang try to get people to move to higher ground, with Tix attempting to move the stunned civiliians. Breadgar ends up speaking empashioned to them which takes the citizens out of the fearful trance and allows them to move upstairs. Bruce helps stragglers as some acid starts to slip underneath the door frame. Avon, classicly, runs up the walls in a spiderclimb fashion. Bruce notices a shadowy coalescence in the corner and readies himself with rope.

Appearing out of the shadowy corridor, a dragonborn appears, looking like Drukkor. Instantly, he is assailed by rope and the gang quickly surround Drukkor, scooby-doo’ing him. Drukkor explains he was pulled into shadowfell and that the head of Drukkor they have in their possession is the head of Gigachad Drukkor (alternate universe version of him that died on the plane of Mechanus) that the blood mage Obara Imbra had told them. Upon this revelation, Breadgar hears Obara Imbra’s voice say “oops” in his head.

The gang then realise they still have many civilians in this building to help escort out of this area. They get to the rooftop and see the streets of acid below. As they gaze upon the city slowly sinking in acid, they notice a few areas of respite that aren’t damaged. Landing on building across from them, they see the green dragon touch down and balancing itself on the structures as it begins to dialogue with the group.

The Dragon reveals his name as Mordevant. The gang recognise this as one of the dragons of the Chromatic Council working towards Erinyade Moras return. Drukkor and Avon’s Cimbrics and Sunset Scions have impacted on his operations in Boullini during the five year hiatus. Mordevant says he did not wish to do this as an attack like this is not his style, but the Eldrazi were encroaching on the city. He pleads with group to exit and leave the civilians to die, so they don’t join the Eldritch forces and be amalgamated into the Eldrazi Horde. The group argue to Mordevant that there is still time to rescue those who remain in the city, as he reveals there is an intention at the moment to keep the Saviours of Boullini alive.

Mordevant flies off, providing the group with a short window.

An old woman emerges from the crowd explains the areas that seem to not be damaged by acid, which include:

• A temple to Illiam
• A central bell and announcement tower imbued to thaumaturgy
• The mages hall
• Fishing Yard
• Thieves district (hidden knowledge) with tunnels alleged tro go outside the city.

The group then devise a plan out of this. Avon heads to the mages hall, Tix heads towards the tower first escorted by Bruce who then would head towards the fishing docks. Drukkor heads to the thieves guild area and Breadgar goes to the temple of Illiam. Meanwhile Dale was providing assistance outside the city.

Drukkor lands at the thieves guild area, investigating the area and finds two thieves who are using the tunnel. A brief debate ensues about informing people about the tunnels, but Drukkor wins over the conversation as there was no guarantee Dolan would be liveable afterwards.

Tix first gets people off townhall roof top to nearby ground to go towards the docks using their portal staff. Upon headcount of the civilians, they notice one is missing and the old woman was not there. They feel an intense cold spot move over them and warn the others. Tix lands at the tower as guided by Bruce and Bruce hops away onto the buildings.

Breadgar flies to the Temple of Illiam, seeing two female dragon born high priests stopping a moderate flow of acid from moving down the street, Maria and Vianna. Breadgar spots a cliff face on the other side of the river and asks about transporting people there and those taking refuge in the temples stronger material building. The priests agree with the plan and hold up the Barrier for Breadgar to take the civlians across.

Avon uses misty step and spider climbs over the streets of acid to the mages hall. He finds it mostly abandon, speaking with plants at a central tomb/building and they tell him people had fled and then returned through the portal. Avon finds the teleportation circle, and learns of the history of the mages hall being associated with the Cult of Onyx and the area could be rewrote at health cost and higher spell points. Outside the mages area, he sees a druidic mage trying to stop the flow of acid. Avon makes an announcement seeing people still in their building as it is currently on higher ground to move towards the teleportation circle. Avon moves into the teleportation ring, gathering other mages to use the charge. As he goes through it, he sees another mage named Tim, a warlock to Onyx, in a cold wintery landscape and he can see the city of Canala in the background (snow elf-city that Ko’viel went to, looking for refugees of the new frontier attacks). Avon convinces Tim to come back and provide assistance with other mages who had fled in a hurry.

AS the gang was all in position, Tix makes an announcement to the civlians to heads towards where the group was.

 Bruce gets to the fishing yard and sees the boats being unevenly manned and inefficiently being used. Bruce divies up the civilians in the area and with perfect aim throws the children into the boats.

Drukkor finds marking in thieves cant about the underground passage, finding one way that goes towards Boullini which would takes weeks and finding oen passage that goes to the underneath toms nearby, just outside the city.

Tix suddnely feels the tower start to shake and fall. She runs down the tower with a window exposed and jumps out. She slips and doesn’t get a good grasp, but uses Gerkin to help her move upwards. Tix then heads towards the tunnels to meet up with Drukkor.

 Avon uses the mages of higher power to teleport the civilians to area of Canala. Once everyone is secured, he turns into a pixie and flies towards temple of Illiam.

Breadgar starts to take them over.

Bruce increased capacity of the small fishing boats and ships as he transmute the rock, solidifying it with fire and then clumps the little boats together to increase the carrying capacity. The boats set sail along the river but as he floats down stream, kicking up speed in the water, he sees back at the dock a child runs up on his lonesome.  On the other side of the river, an eldrazi comes out of the bushes and starts to make its away across the river bed, its head poking out of the river. Bruce tells the kid the Saviours aree coming and heads for the eldritch creature, beating it to death with punches and cone of cold. He then goes back to the boats and helps them get out.

Avon diverts from Breadgar and goes to help the child. He arrives at the fishing yard and Tinkerbells the kid, who reveals his name is Shish-shawn. 

As the priests start to loose strength, Breadgar grabs them and the acid deluges  the temple of illiam and the surrounding buildings, swallowed by the bile.

As breadgar flies off to the cliff face, flying down to the town, with the Eldrazi starting to come from the forest, mordevant announces that time is up and unleashes total destruction on the town levelling as much as he can with his acid.

Tix and Drukkor hear the rumbling of crashing top-side building from the tunnels, Bruce and the civilians witness from the boat, while Breadgar and Avon watch as they fly away from the city.

Drrukkor emerges from the “secret” tombs, and the gang see lightning strike at one particular area, with no clouds in the sky. There, next to a forest and hidden by hills, is Cerisbla the younger, blue dragon of the thermopine path. He thanks the group for attending, explaining the Chromatic Council are starting to realise they cannot prevent the eldrazi from moving northwards. He says he is not a part of the old guards of dragons who want total dominon of the continent, like they tried eons ago, revealing that his father, Cerisbla the elder, had went into hibernation due to his frustration. Cerisbla believes the council inability to make allyship outside dragon-kin will be their downfall, as Cerisbla had seen the power of allyship with milf money through situations such as Ignatia and the issue with The Rests (mountain villages the group helped with diplomatic relations).

He explains the purpose and intention of each dragon on the council. Calebfurh (fire and ice dragon) wanting to restore Erinyade moras and ensure dragon superiority, Mordevant wants to fend off the humans from their infiltration into the Eno and Ganzorig (white dragon) has no stake but he wishes safety and prosperity to all half-lings, noting this dragon could be a potential ally if ever had the capital.

Suddnely, with super sonic speed, a blurry bolt shoots Ceirsbla into the earth leaving an impact creature, pushing all the members of milf money down. Floating over Cerisbla, the younger, the larger blue dragon with a long length and small storm clouds around his head peers down in an Eastern dragon look. Breadgar recognises him but his look is verry different from the legends, this was Cerisbla, the elder.

Cerisbla the younger tells the group to run, as he is ass is being beat by his father. But Breadgar casts teleportation on everyone, including Cerisbla, and teleports them to the Thermopine Path. As the group lands back, in front of Breadgar is the grave and tree of Morris, their former carriage driver.

Previously on MILF$:

AKA: MILF$ LAUNCHES: Robart X – A Rebranding Move

The Fern Dynasty

The group left the council building with 12 hours remaining until dictator powers transfer to Aristern Fern due to Justinian’s coma (from “Drukkor’s” attempted assignation). The group discussed the many strategies to depose him and consequences of his actions.

The group reflected on some of the following:

• No clear intention of why Aristern Fern wants to be dictator,.
• No indication of if he wants to continue war with Archul.
• Discussion on if the city knew he was a werewolf, but it was reflected that it was known amongst noble circles, a rumour to commoners, but would have little social bearing as in the last few years there has been much movement of magical beings (such as Tulamire’s revelation)
• Aristern Fern was still supported by his mother Gouregious Fern in the human Kingdom of Ericsa, and a danger still laid with this powerful family.
• Some of Kapri’s personnel were found near the 5^th quadrant where the attack took place.

They had 11 hours left.

The group asked Robart Frostfang via sending where Justinian Fare would be residing, to which he responded that there was a separate facility for important figures in the Medical District, but it seems to be currently under quarantine. He confirmed Artistern had called for a quarantine on the district, which is typical but highly suspicious and seemingly calculated with recent events.

The group tried to go back to confront Aristern but the guards were adamant it was late (past midnight) and he had since left. The group also feels an intense coldspot move over the group, a similar feeling when they were investigating quadrant 5 in the southern docks. Robart also is asked if they know where Kapri is, to which he responds usually the council members are helxd for questioning near the judicial district. The group head to Kapri’s office there but they are barred from entering by guards on orders of Lt. Everran (High-Elf High Authority, used to be leader of there eastern military akin to Lt. Jenni’s role of the West). He reported that since Drukkor was sighted, they would be disallowed from continuing with investigating.

After this, the group had 9 hours left. Breadgar teleports them southward to investigate the 5^th quadrant. Breadgar couldn’t stay up longer as he was running out of spell slots. Bruce does a handstand performance for the one shmuck/goku guard on watch there and then his memory is modified by Avon. The group do some solid investigation of the destroyed hsip and equipment:

• Avon finds spam and military rations in the water (confirmed by Carl later to military of Boullini rations)
• Tix finds a hole on a ship that sticks out of the water still which doesn;’t look like it was created by fire but was very damp despite not being submerged in water
• Bruce walks towards where Justinian was stabbed and finds an intense cold spot.
• Breadgar is able to go into one captains quarter and finds coded documents.

They arrive back at Milf Money mansion, 8 hours left and Avon rushes into Artemis asking about the rations. Carl gives an explanation to Breadgar about the military documents saying it is written in some sort of military code, as he used to be in his own military before his injuries.

Equipped with knowledge but without time, the group sleep. In the morning, 8 hours pass and Aristrern Fern is named dictator of Boullini. The group was invited the night before to come and meet with Aristern Fern. There in the council chambers, Aristern explained to the group that he believed the city needed consolidation and stability, and with multiple crisises happening, that he thought it best to remain in charge. He said his first actions were to devote resources to the Eldrazi crisis and definitively pull out of the Archul-Boullini war. He explained that he knew the inquisition would find Kapri innocent as there was no substantial evidence and that Kapri is still welcome to her council seat, and he would seek the council’s advice.

Kapri, in an act of defiance, slams her hammer down on Aristern’s knee, exposing the bone. She, in a deadpan voice, called for clerics saying that their “new dictator has clumsily fallen upon her Warhammer”. The guards, on both sides, did not respond and instead looked dimly onto Aristern Fern, in solidarity with Kapri Fillhorn.

The group then meet with Kapri privately, providing her the evidence they found at the ships which she understood the codes and what it was relating to, naming certain ports of Archul. Kapri mentions that ice was seen at the scene as alleged by one of her men but that this evidence was enough for her and Aristern to at least put an end to Justinian’s war on Archul.

The group leave and reflect on the 3 existential crisis they face:

• The reemergence of the shadow dragon, Erinyade Moras.
• The exhumation of the blood queen, Obara Imbra
• And the eldrazi promised end of Zeglitine.

As the group recuperate at home, Breadgar receives a message from Kapri that their assistance is needed in Dolan in evacuating the city. Before they leave:

• Breadgar checks on Bluey (alt breadgar), Blue confirms he was helping Terri at the workshop.
• August came and asked to stay, since their family home was destroyed.
• Terri told Tix that he was 1 month away from fully understanding how the small Hedrons work.

Evacuation Order:

The group then teleport to the crossroads of Dolan, one which lead towards the town and one which lead to Gigane’s Loft, where Ko’viel had teleported them some five years ago. The group saw a military encampment in the distance with multiple smokes and tents running. The group approached, going for the main tent and found Kiana Kalesbane and Ariel Hardy (leader of entertainment and secret leader of guilds, who was here mobilising the guilds of Boullini’s south to support the towns here.)  The township had a good relationship with Boullini so they listened to the evacuation pleas initially, but it is still a slow moving process.

Dolan was being evacuated slowly, but Kiana expressed nervousness of the Eldrazi’s approach, and the inconsistent pace Zeglitine marched through the desert, and now in the mountain range, and the pseudo-mini cloud systems she created around her. Kiana also shows the group to O’Carrick (former MILF money adjacent who is now helping Phenrir in Gigane’s Loft). O’carrick was pimped in a wolf-mec-suit, with behind him being his original wolf mechanical companion from the Wolves of Maccarage.  He explained the Wolf of the Loft (Phenrir) would help the citizens of Dolan, on the arrangement that Boullini helps the refugees of the new frontier crisis, which has not happened and though nearing 6 years have passed since a new frontier attack, people are still being held in detention and processing in major cities. The group agreed to do all they can do in their power. As the group discussed, trampling over a hill, eldrazi spawn came and killed his guards.

An attack occurred by over 15 eldrazi creatures, 3 of which seemed to be spawning more and the group was able to beat them down, as it seemed O’carrick fled (calling for help he alleged) and Kiana supported. They seemed to be an amalgamation of many creatures, with the body size of hill giants, the legs of thri-kreen, the appendages of gnolls and flesh blobs of Mechanus creature poking from them. They all adorned a floating crown which sat a fixed distance from their heads.

After the attack, with one Eldrazi being permanently banished to another world via Avon, Kiana casts a scrying spell to visualise what is encroaching. Through her magic, she is able to see scattered hordes of edlrtich amalgbations and abominations fester through the forest, from eldritch spawn, to those that brood spawn and to other hulking giants that tear through the landscape ahead. She asks the group to help expedite the evacuation of the township.

During the streets of Dolan:

• Bruce helps an orc man with a carriage that is stuck in a pot-hole continue onwards on their journey.
• Breadgar helps a sickly tabaxi grandmother on the request of their child.
• The group is accosted by an elder elven couple who claim the Eldrazi are “fake news” and there is no reason to leave, to which Tix opens their hole and shows the head of the Eldrazi.
• A Snow Elf is robbed by a group of Tabaxi that Avon freezes in place, to which Bruce comes and ties them up.

The group rush towards the town square, where a line of people are trying to pull out their money from the town centre before leaving. Avon compels most of the population through magic to leave, the few who aren’t joined the crowd out of herding.

Suddenly a voice is heard coming from Dale who announces that a giant dragon was coming their way. In the sky, they see a gargantuan green dragon bringing with it a smog cloud and drops of acid. AS it approaches, it inhales its acid far away and starts to shoot down onto the streets of Dolan, after saying “I Am Sorry.” The group believe this is related to the chromatic council of dragons.

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As the gang arrives back on the steps they were abducted from, another light lagged and the head of what seemed to be Drukkor fell behind them (it was alternate Drukkors). Breadgar screamed, though Dale and Breadgar tried to revive him, with Bruce asking Drukkor to stop pranking. Drukkor’s head is then kept by the group in the bag of holding. The group assumed some magic had went wrong with the teleportation.

Guards approached them and recognising that they were Milf Money, called for Kapri. Kapri would meet them there. Arriving came Aristern Fern who the group became a little bit suss of but then Kapri came revealed herself noting the group were trustworthy for they still had their wits about them. The damaged Logos and the confused Jordan were taken back and escorted back to milf money mansion. The group reveal to the council members what happened, also showing the head of Drukkor.

Bruce reveals what happened with him, and a flash back occurred. Bruce met an alternate version of himself who was loved so much by his parents, that they sent him away to a religious school south to a religion they did not even believe in and then that is where alt Bruce learnt to be a monk of Illiam, eventually joining Rabernica go to Boullini and take-over with Rabernica, but then rebelled seeing what he had done. Bruce was given an item a stopwatch and had to dispatch 4 monodrones.

Kapri talks about Justinian going off the deep end, organising a fleet to be sent to the country of Archul to prepare for (alleged) retaliation from the declaration of war, but Kapri is concerned that Justinian will instead provoke the already heightened nation. Kapri talks about how Boullini can’t handle a war and Justinian’s paranoia will doom the city. In a reversal of the Kapri and Aristern formerly being suspects for Ruman Talhini’s assassination, they request to figure out a way to deal with Justinian.

The group spend time debating on the ways to dispatch Justinian, but it was agreed a reconnaissance mission would be carried out to learn more in the southern docks which is where the preparation was happening. The group discussed a military coup as well and it was best agreed that blood shed would be avoided. Kapri noted that if Justinian was out of consciousness for at least 24 hours, powers would then default to the next longest running leader within the city/desert limits. This currently would be Kapri. Aristern broke a brief smile, one which only Avon noticed and later, he would ask his spy network to follow Aristern. Kapri instructs the group to not alert the city of Drukkor’s supposed death, as it would be too much given the current loses already experienced, including that of Arthur Edridge.

They differentiate the other Breadgar by calling him Bluey. Bluey explained what the Hedrons do, that they bound creatures to the blind eternities and the small hedrons were used to help prevent eldrazi conscription. The group then contact Terri (Tix’s old mentor who has the hedrons) via sending, but Terri denies meeting. However, a child of Avon’s spy network approaches him later and tells him that Terri is in the Southern docks.

At Milf Money Mansion, Logos is rebooted and remembers everything now, including his original assignment. Drukkors head is pickled and put in tix hole. Carl says hes been studying what remained of the eldrazi in the city, bodies still being cleaned up and speaking with guards, noticing Zegilitine was heading straight northbound.  The group also experience the great monodrone march which was theorised to occur due to whatever happened to Primus in the plane of mechanus, so beings from Mechanus started to run rampant on the streets of Boullini, though relatively harmless but a nuisance nonetheless.

 The next day the gang straight away head to the south docks via Bob Nash thopter claiming locals are calling Zeglitine the Angel without wings. The group get to an inn, and there find Terri who doesn’t want to give the group the items. Terri seems abit energised, bustily, quippy but stern. Terri says he doesn’t believe in the group and doesn’t believe in Tix. The group speak with Terri about the fate of the world and the anxieties of it. Terri doesn’t want to give up the small Hedrons.

The group let Terri go with the intention for Bruce to use gaseous form and follow him. Bruce turns into the fart cloud and heads outside, he sees Terri turn a corner into an alleyway and start to cry heavily. This goes on for five minutes and then Terri turns around, cleans himself up with magic and his various gizmos, and goes back inside to shake Dales hand to signify he will work with them and will set up his workshop at the Milf Money Mansion.

 Soon after, a guard of Justinian’s personnel comes into the tavern and orders a drink. The group quietly watch as he then leaves. He is then followed by Bruce and is found to be at a place called 5^th quadrant with many merchant ships which is discovered to be military ships din disguise. The group then plan to watch at night.

At night, the group watch from alleyway as Breadgar turns into a seagull and explores the place. Justinian arrives I the cloak of the night guarded by specific guards also disguised. As the group watch on, Justinian enters a tent and he quietly plans something with his men. The group then start to feel an intense cold spot move over them. Suddenly, explosions rock the area and the group approach. As Justinian fights off some men, looking like dragonborn, he is then approached by someone from the shadows who puncture Justinian through the chest. He falls to the floor revealing the shape of who the group recognise as Drukkor, but this baffles them.

As they run away, Kapri is alerted by Breadgar. The next day, Milf money is summoned to the council building. They try to contact Kapri but there is no answer. They meet with Aristern Fern, Delilah Viewer (Foreign Affairs leader, friend of Gar’s from childhood in Viewers Rest, and person who saved Bruce from cage fight) and Rala Abda (Economics and Infrastructure leader), who explain the current chain of command falls onto Aristern Fern for now. Kapri would have been next but there have been accusations she is associated with whatever happened to Justinian so she must await trial and therefore, can’t be dictator. Kiana and Ariel are out of city supporting villages on Zegiltines path outside of Boullini’s domain.

Aristern Fern says he is sure it is not Drukkor who attempted Justinian’s life as he had seen the head. The group figured out that Aristern was trying to retain emergency dictator powers to himself. The group then left the council building having finished the meeting and questioning, with 12 hours remaining until Justinian Fare’s dictaror powers defer to the next in-charge, that being Aristern Fern.

Previously on MILF$:

The gang are pulled into the realm of Mechanus as Terri takes the small Hedrons from Bruce and Jordan was unaffected. After a brilliant flash of light, the group are pulled into a room all together, and in the distance they can hear mechanical whirling of many of cogs like a machine all around them. After a few moments of querying where they are, the group are greeted with a bright flash of light.

As Bruce mustered through the suspension into Mechanus, he encountered and unknown obstacle (to be revealed in next session). The rest of the group were teleported to a largely empty room, individually where their magic was suppressed.

Tix appeared in a room with multiple platforms and a window. The sounds of the mechanical plane filtered through. A half-orc man greeted Tix, stepping out of the shadow with summer radiating off ofg them, naming himself Gar, Guardian of Summer and Ward of the fey wild in his universe. Among the room was a Belt of Useful items, and staff of teleportation (The Janus Staff).Gar watches Tix navigate the room to freedom but before Tix can escape a white light encompasses them.

Breadgar awakes in a room, where another version of Breadgar appeared, one with charred scale face who claims in his world his family was attacked by The New Frontier and that Jaunt completed his mission. Amongst this, Breadgar found a Bag Pipes of Learnt Haunting which he played that feared encroaching monodrones.

Avon awoke with his dagger once given to him charged with power word kill hovering in the centre. An alternate universe Avon appeared from the darkness, one shrouded in in the elemental magic of the Hellenics. Alt Avon summoned a wolf gang that charged at Avon, and Avon picked up the dagger, stapping the first one, blasting the heads of the dogs sending psychic shock wave out.

Dale is surrounded by an icy room where he hears the chanting of his Drukkor’s name. However, coming out of the ice was what was described as Giga Chad Drukkor. The two dueled as Dale picked up a weapon called the Eldritch Avenger. The two sparred and Alt Drukkor said he was raised by polar bears.

In the shadows of another room, Drukkor sees a half-elf step out of the shadows and greeting him was an alternate Ko’viel who had a dagger for Drukkor. There was a slight obstacle course to the window which involved some golems but Drukkor was able to simply navigate it. Ko’viel says the cimbrics lost a child that winter and took him in, an orphan of war.

The group then all ascended to the top of these towers, gazing at mechanical city in front of them and a mountain of gears with an observatory like structure. In front of them standing was a version of Bruce shrouded in a holy light.

The alternate versions of them stood in a line, with a hairless humanoid figure projecting from a Vat like machine, identifying himself as an avatar of Primus, the many clockwork God. The avatar explains that the alternate versions of them had placed the group under a trial them. They were:

• Bruce, Illiam Savant
• Gar, Guardian of Summer
• Breadgar, The Reminder
• Avon, Master of Eleemntrs
• Drukkor, The Artic Wrath
• Ko’viel, Shadows Mark.

These versions of milf money were handpicked almost 5 years ago by Mechanus as per Tulamire’s vision, in order to create their own safeguard against the Eldrazi.

They explained the eldrazi were a scourge on order and the existential threat of all time to every realm and universe. Mechanus was the original makers of the octahedrons to contain the eldritch chaos from leaking. Mechanus used to be a void and it is how they are linked to the blind eternities. The avatar explains that Zegiltine, a void as foreboding as death itself and a thought as provoking as life itself, that her figure, an angel like figure, is only due to what her mind can comprehend.

The avatar named the 3 Eldrazid Titans:

• Zaminthun, Attendant of Plasma
• Zozogod, The Unimagined Woe
• Zeglitine, the Promised End.

They had summoned the group to take the oath of the blind eternities, but as Terrance (terri, tix’s mentor) had taken them last session, they were not able to do so. The small hedrons are the only items that can stop eldrazi conscription from setting in fast, and that is why creatures around Zeglitine have morphed. Many have taken the vow of the eras and many failed.

 Suddenly, Obara Imbra appears distorting the avatars visage and she announces herself that she is here and she has returned and she was going to Primus.

Alt Gar orders Alt Bruce to cleanse MILF$ and orders Alt Breadgar to take them home as the rest go deal with the blood witch. Alt Drukkor leaps leaving an impact crater, Alt Ko’viel creates a ball of shadow that travels and he teleports to. The Alt Gar gets butterfly wings and he flies over as alt Bruce and alt Avon surrounded by their radiant and elemental magic respectively, levitate over.

As Alt Breadgar takes them to the portal, they encounter Jordan (twains partner) who had been lost wondering this part of Mechanus. Jordan explains that they saw Logos being taken away into what looked like a disassembly plant. Alt Breadgar confirmed Logos had served his purpose, but the group were adamant on family.

The group went into the disassembly factory, the monodrone workers seemed largely dis interested in their presence. The group went through a corridor and crossed an impasse with Tix’s ladder. They came across a room where the was a large shelf of many different autonomotoms and warforged behind an area with 3 “surgery” desks. As it looked like Logos was being dissected, the group developed a plan to use the teleportation staff to get Logos out. They successfully teleported them and carried Logos out.

As they had Logos on their back, a duodrone police car came to stop them but they were quickly convinced that this wasn’t the warforged they were looking for. As they kept going, Logos body started to rattle and they heard Obara Imbras voice say “Even metal men bend to my will”. Emerging from his eye socket, blood started to come which seemed to take out an orb from Logos head, what looked to be some sort of recording device. The orb projected into a vision of the room where Primus was.

Obara approached Primus and started to sap his energy (Pov was from the eyes of Primus as if information was being fed from logos journey with milf money to mehcnaus).

Emerging from a dark shadow, Ko’viel came to slice her throat. Then stepp out of the darkness a bright sunbeam shoots down via Gar. Avon them comes in, using the earth flooring around and igniting it, turning it to magma. Finally, Bruces storms down from the roof like a radiant comet and splatters Obara.

Their victory is short lived as Obara reforms, lifting up Avon and cracking his body, tossing it to the side. As Drukkor and Bruce come to lunge at her, Obara shoots piercing blood bolts from her bodies  that decimate their bodies. Ko’viel, wounded from that teleports behind Obara and stabs her through stomach, but she disappears into one of Ko’viels wounds and Ko’viel panics as Obara emerges from the inside of him,pushing his body to the ground. Gar stands there in shock, dropping his weapon as Obara remarks him as clever, and tosses him to the side.

She announces to Primus and says “No More Hedrons” and the scrying vision ends.

Alt Breadgar looks shocked and says to go home to Boullini.

As the group head back to a teleportation device, everyone teleports back home.

Except for Drukkor.

A shadow beckons to him that calls for his time now. Before he can go through, Obara comes down and has the head of Alt Drukkor in her hand. She uses her blood magic to reshape lat drukkors face to Drukkors face and encourages Drukkor to go through the shadow portal.

He steps through the shadow portal and is greeted by Count Strahd who announces much time has passed since he came to Shadowfell and that a threat is emerging itself in Shadowfell. And that Drukkor’s next task is to assassinate Erinyade Moras, the Shadow Dragon.

In the material plane, as every is back on the steps of the council building another last shines and falling through, is the head of what looks like Drukkor.

Breadgar screams.

Previously on Milf$

Bruce Causes Global Warming / Avon Declares War on Everyone / Drukkor Discovers the Wall-clip Hack

Unleashed from the vault of the Hedron emerged the eldritch creature who Obara Imbra pronounced as Zeglitine, the Promised End. Shock waves of energy burst from the eldritch being disintegrating all things around her, including her summoner Cadbrimuh, and decimating sandstone buildings. As this blast zone came towards the gang, Obara asked to save Dale’s friends by creating a magical bulwark around the group. The energy of the blast knocked Tix and Drukkor unconscious. After the shield ended, the eldritch creature started moving north ward and Dale felt exhausted. The bodies, blood, plasma and bones of creatures around Zeglitine, including that of the silvermanes, morphed together into tendril like beings.

Breadgar and Dale immediately help the fallen. Afterwards, the small hedrons in the bag of holding and in Tix’s possession swarmed out. Drukkor fought against this psychic hold it had on him and saw the rest of the group standing still. Drukkor touched the artefact and saw visions of many peoples, many different races, and many different beings utter the phrase in their language “Vow of the Blind Eternities”. Drukkor tries to shake everyone awake but to no avail. Obara scolds the eldrazi as it moves away, ignoring Drukkor’s plea for help. Riding towards the eldrazi, Drukkor sees the effects of a rider and horse who charge to help, turned into an eldritch combination. As Zeglitine moves out of a certain radius, the artefacts drop around milf money and the gang regain consciousness. Logos calls the group via the sending stones saying they are helping people evacuate from the northern part of the city.

The group head back to Bobo Nash and utilise his high-speed method to go around Zeglitine. They see the creature in its colossal enormity, the tentacled creature skittering across the northern parts of the city.  As they swerve around it, some appendage had wrapped itself on the ship, and the group quickly dispatched it.

As they zoomed through the sky, Avon noticed a blood drip behind him and sees Obara leak through. She asks for his assistance to an unknown request and Avon agrees. Obara empowers Avon and proceeds to make him cast the spell suggestion to Kapri Fillhorn from across the continent to declare war on every city state of Illiam. Avon is left with a blood stone from Obara Imbra.

They land in the northern family district. Bruce carries people on his back, Tix uses Gerkin to guide residents out and the group help in various ways. Carl, who is with the new milf money of the area, spend time staring at the creature. He is approached by Breadgar who is worried his being tranced or lulled. They see Zeglitine in the distance leave behind a trail of Bismuth-like matetrial, which Tix recognises as potentially poisonous or radioactive. Carl reports based on Zeg’s movements she heading perfectly northward. Breadgar recognises this is where his family home is in the way. Breadgar gives Zena Marc to Dale. He turns into an eagle and flies there, overtaking the skittering discord that is Zeglitine.

Augustus is at house Illegal and does not want to leave and was sad about Priscillia. Breadgar didn’t have time for him or his monologue about family, and just picked up Augustus. As they move back to milf money, he urges the nobles in the area to evacuate,

As the group help people, the name Shelbert is tossed around about the turtle on Bruce’s head Drukkor sees a blood puddle shimmer and sees emerging from it, Obara Imbra who politely asks and empowers Drukkor for a favour. Drukkor’s body is transported through shadows across the north of Illiam, moving across the hills of the desert, into the tundra of the north, the swamps of misthaven, even in shadows he couldn’t usually teleport in. Eventually, Drukkor is teleported to the northern frosts, coming eye to eye with a large draconic creature and shadowy figures, to which Obara says “got yah”, referring to this being potentially being the shadow dragon Erinyade Moras. He is then teleported back.

Zeglitine bursts through the norther family district outer walls. Carl offers to track it down and keep an eye on it, but the group refuses for his own safety. As they recuperate, Kiana also lands with her magical guard, and the group give the lowdown on what just happened to her, with Avon saying “ I may have made Kapri declare war on everyone”. As the conversation happens, Bruce is called upon by Obara into the sky. He empowers him as well and causes him to send a concentrated stream of fire north wards. Afterwards, it felt a little bit hotter in Boullini.

Breadgar teleports the gang home as the military start to stream into help the citizens of the two northern districts affected. Tix comes back and throws up. Dale resummons a fallen DJ by plucking his hair. Juniper offers Tix a potion to cure the nausea. As Tix drinks it, a four-leaf clover comes out of it and she hears the laughter of Itpat in the distance. Avon communes with Titania about the eldrazi threat emerging, and Titania expressed her concern through the mirror. That night, Drukkor and Breadgar cuddle extra tight.

When the group wakes up, Juniper slams a newspaper on the table about how war has been declared on every city state. Avon remembered the news of the goblins as well from Canplan and rumours of a hedron. The group hears the portal behind them activate, which is unusual to hear for anyone that isn’t MILF money. Coming out of that portal was Twain, with an armed guard. The group had not seen Twain, their once servant turned house manager now turned mayor of saviours district, in almost five and a half years since they left on their individual quests. Twain was also joined by a person with short-silver hair named Jordan, who was Twain’s architect and keeper, who claims to have helped plan and build much of the MILF$ district. The group also spoke about seeking an audience with the council, and quickly, Twain was able to take the group to the council where Aristern Fern (Leader of Spirituality), Kiana Kalesbane (Leader of Magic), Rala Abda (Leader of Economics and Infrastructure), Ariel Hardy (Leader of Entertainment and Guilds) Delilah Viewer (Leader of Foreign Affairs) and Justinian Fern (Leader of Justice, current dictator) were in audience with Kapri Fillhorn being zoomed in from the Eno.

The gang spoke about their concerns with the appearance of The Blood Witch, The Shadow Dragon and The Promised End.

Kapri raised concerns over every city state being alerted of war, and that while most would understand and not want to pursue war, the Summer Elf nation of Archul may be given motif to war, as tension and only increased after the Archul and Boullini Ball and Tulamires takeover of the city. The group also discussed the Chromatic Council, the council encouraged the group to make contact with Cerisbla who made the group aware of the council.

They also reflected on Obara and her chaoticness, allyship but also concerns that her and Zeglitine were heading north. With all the tensions brewing, including the possibility of Armageddon fuelled by the 3 beings, Ariel Hardy announced they would retire. However, Breadgar convinced her to stay, and Ariel Hardy was convinced and inspired to utilise the connections with the guilds to safeguard Boullini.

 Kiana suggested getting artificers to look at the Hedron and Tix suggested making a barrier from accessing the radioactive/toxic materials of Zeglitines wake as she left behind. Drukkor spoke about the vow of the blind eternities heard, and Tix’s hole started to shake. Tix revealed that she learnt under an artificer in Skimberi, and Kiana revealed she knew Terri or Terrance, as the magic community in Skimberi was tight nit.

The group finish up their conversation and left the building. As they discussed a brief plan, coming towards the group was a gnome man, which so happened to be Terri, Tix’s mentor. He explained there was no time and he would need the small hedrons, as this was out of Tix’s scope. He chose not to explain and the clouds parted above milf money, with a voice booming in the clouds. Time seem to stop for non-milf money members. Jordan seemed to be unaffected by this.

Bruce was requested to give the hedrons. While he initially tried to talk him down, he ended up providing the hedrons to him.

 As this happened, the group started to ascend into the parted cloud.

Previously on Milf$:

The group exited The Spark of Imagination Library after Carl had informed them that something was happening in the Aleo/Hedron District and that the child Zena Marc was around the area, and so were the rival group the Silvermanes.

As the group started to head that way, they saw flames erupt from the Statues of the Saviours. The group decided to check this out first, and Arthur Edridge rode ahead of the group. They arrived at the statues and came across Hala attacking Calista Cal, who had some connection to what happened with Pyra Nalar. As Hala tried to explain this to the group, Calista Cal cast banishment on Hala.

Bruce and the rest of Milf Money ganged up on the Kenku Elemental advisor and quickly beat her. At the same time, those of the Cult of the Hedron tried to kill Calista as well, though she wore the necklace. Drukkor and Tix stylishly kills the cultists, damaging some of Bruce’s statue. A voice entered Milf Moneys head, one Drukkor had heard before.

Hala came back to the material plane and was informed of Pyra’s death, and that Calista Cal is working in some capacity with a “red witch” that he describes. Calista Cal said she had been having visions since she was a child, suppressed nightmare. Bruce asks Hala what to do with Calista, and Hala reluctantly decrees to kill them. And so Bruce did, snapping their neck.

The group then headed towards the Hedron district, opting to use Bobo Nash (goblin they met in the fey wild) new thopter service. They dashed through the sky and Bobo Nash flies them near, seeing a large red mist across the Hedron district with a dark cloud observed above head. Everyone lands in dramatic fashion.

Moving across the district, they come across the main procession road towards the hedron and encounter a person that seemed entangeled by a red ooze behind him, that said “submit to her dominion.” Soon after it, Hedron cultist gunslingers start firing at both the party and the blob. The air is thick with blood.

After a tense battle, with the ooze killing Dale’s Pegasus DJ, Dale too got the final blow on the ooze-like thing. They also dispatch of the Hedron cultists. As the group move closer, they see the desecrated bodies of the Silvermanes.

Toucansung, the water gensai monk, was trapped in a water bubble suspended.

Apostle, the druid, was in a bloody mess turned half way between a tree and a person.

And the leader, Rigrax, is killed with his head pushed through his back side, seemingly shoved up his arse.

Through the viel and thickening mist of blood, a woman approached. An elf woman of what seemed to be mixed heritage of high elf and another elvish race, with darker complexion. The woman sported bright red hair and had blood swirling around her in blob and ball fashions. The woman exclaimed she had missed “this” and both taunted and complimented Milf Money, noting she had seen their work through the “veil” of the blind eternities. She seemed to have a later in life learnt grasp of the common language.

She introduced herself as Obara Imbra, charming everyone except Avon but Avon seemed to like them anyway. She explained she has been able to watch every moment in history in this “blind eternities” place. She told the group history had called her the “Bride of Erinyade” and she hated this fact, as she had killed 99% of the drow with a word of immense power, a 10^th level spell.

In the distance towards the Hedron, they saw the young girl Zena Marc approach it, almost in a hypnotised fashion, with her arm out stretched.

At the same time, Robart Frostfang ran up and explained once again Tulamire had order the elimination of people who had dreams about the creatures of the Hedron. Robart began to take aim, Breadgar turned into an eagle.

Dale turned his back to the situation, Bruce nodded in saddened solidarity, Avon approved verbally of Robart’s action and Drukkor solemnly bowed his head as Breadgar raced to Zena Marc, and the gunshot went off.

Breadgar swoops the girl, as the bang ricochets in the air. He takes the girl behind a building and inspects her, as she bleeds. Obara Imbra pulls herself through the blood wound of the girl and offers to save her life, if Breadgar does a favour for him. And with that, Breadgars powers were momentarily amplified at the cost of exhaustion, sending out a message to every single person he has seen at all, including in his peripheral vision, that The Blood Mage had returned. His voiced cascaded like waterfall to the minds of Illiam.

As Obara announced her return and smiled at Breadgar, they both were surprised as Arthur Edridge plunged his broadsword through her and cut her in two. Arthur Edridge helps Breadgar get to safety, where the other members of milf money are in an alley way coming to Breadgar. Robart apologised but it fell on Breadgar’s deaf ears.

Arthur stops all of a sudden, and behind Arthur, they see a reformed Obara Imbra controlling his limbs, as she exclaimed, lifting him into the sky, “I am Obara Imbra! Who the fuck are you?” before ripping Arthur’s limbs off, killing him and sending the group into shock.

As the group, recuperated, a little shake in the earth was felt. As the group headed to the main street, they see in now approaching the Hedron, was Cadbrimuh, the Cimbric Silvermanes who was unaccounted for in the Silvermanes bloodshed. He extended his hands, as the group remembered he was a warlock with an unknown diety. The Hedron opened, a colossal tentacle figure emerged and a God awoke.

Previously on Milf$:

The gang had to think about the best way to travel to the sleepless jungle through either thopter via Bobo Nash or teleportation. The gang decided teleportation through Breadgar.

Tix was just a bit confused about the whole situation but was still tagging along for the ride, they explained briefly where they found the small Hedrons.

Coming towards the gate, an armoured and seasoned Arthur Edridge came with a small envoy. They brought Zena Marc who was found lost but noted affiliation with Breadgar. She explained she had a dream of a creature that seemed scared. Arthur Edridge said he could look after Zena as there was a lost of tension I the city and she may be most suited in the security of the battle mage troops.

Bruce reveals he hasn’t named the turtle on his head yet with Dale. Carl overhears and chats about how new pets, his owl, bear and weasel from the Illiam north.

The group get ready to teleport to the sleepless jungle, with Tix arming themselves in their full armour again. They enter through Breadgar’s teleportation and come across a burnt wasteland of trees all around them with a fire raging in the distance. The area was covered in ash and the nearby village of Endeavours Rest lit a fire signal that seemed to alert in times of distress, and other flames could be seen on the mountain tops in the distance. In front of them, the Hedron gar had once touched was now suspended in mid air twisted and open.

On the ground a man begs for support, they were a half-elf man of the cult of the hedron noting “your gar saw it” and that “our god did not emerge but some awaful woman with red magic swirling around her” but that the one who caused this destruction was a woman who drew upon the elemental plane of fire.

As the group discussed, a storm brewed in the clouds above as Cerisbla, the (younger) rolling thunder landed by them and offered information about the Chromatic Council, a group which he was a part of that had set up the cult of the hedron as they are trying to find something… the shadow of Erinyade Moras. He discussed that Erinyade Moras, despite the legends, was not defeated and merely exiled.

A message was sent to Hala who noted that Pyra was missing and so was Calista Cal.

Cerisbla explained the four members of the Chromatic Council, including himself.

• Mordevant (green), Where Secrets Lie (Drukkor and Avon had heard about him during their time fighting the Sphinx criminal underworld, who resides in the Eno
• Ganzorig, (white), Syykmov’s Rage (Carl showed Breadgar their castle while they visited Sykmpov, they are known to hate non-halflings but also have been in active for a while, Dale also knows of them as folklore)
• Red, Cahlebfur, The Polarity of the Frost (Fire and ice dragon, oldest of the current dragons that rside in the Illiam frost, which Bruce found the turtle in and both Bruce and Dale saw a dragon fly overhead)

Cerisbla offered to take the group to the source of the fire and they found Pyra Nalaar (fire elemental leader of the Hellenics) who they tried to message but was only met with the word “help”. Her body moved like it was being puppeteer. Pyra would respond in throaty sound as if their vocal cords were being forced to make the sounds and when the group tried to enchant or stun her, it did not work, as her body moved to attack the group.

AS the group fought, red droplets would slam down piercing into the group. Drukkor flew up and found in the dark clouds a series of floating bodies all tethered together by blood strands. All of a sudden, Drukkor lost control of his ability to fly and plummeted towards the ground.

Bodies started to descend first as the group tried to speak to Pyra, but as she tries to communicate what happened to her to the group, mentioning something about Calista Cal, her chest explodes from a rapid heart beat. In the sky above, a red streak heads easterly towards Boullini.

The group reflect that Talhini’s death was through a fatal wound but the exact details never described.  

The group teleport back to milf money mansion, trying to preserve Pyra but figure out their magic may not be enough to support whatever wound they have. Without catching a breath, Drukkor is summoned to Shadowfell where the Shardar-kai shaman who gave him his powers had been killed and Drukkor was enlisted by a vampire of Shadowfell, a creature known as Strahd. Strahd explains Drukkor had been unknowingly working with the Shardar-kai to kill his lords and those under the domain of Brovvia. Strahd said he knew about Eryinade Moras and doesn’t align with his thinking, saying he enjoys his own area.

Coming to the gate, Arthur Edridge returns and says he was attack by the cult of the hedron and Zena Marc was missing.

The group go to Sparky’s Library, the spark of imagination and speak with Robart (nobility agent) and Brandle (head librarian of the amerea university who is the only staff member still cool with the group). They explained some of what they know about the Hedron and the creature locked away. He recounts what Axia told them about the names of the creatures, the supposed, Eldrazi as well. The ancient texts of many civilisations go over a common name, but they found the Witner Elves had the most poignant name for them… the promised end.

A child of the sunset scion gives Avon information of goblins talking about a hedron like entity in the southern docks, from the Isles of Caplan.

Carl radios in through the sending stones telling them that there was movement happening at the Hedron district.

Carl was watching hedron and told the group that some stuff going down and they should head their quick.

Previously on MILF$:

5 years after the Saviours of Boullini stop adventuring as a group, each have been living their own lives.

In cold areas just before the Illiam Frost, citizens from a northern area were evacuating where a blizzard was rolling through. the cimbrics were helping citizens into tents and huts of a town. Drogon was helping an older elf woman and Drukkor came to help the two. When they got inside, the elf woman did not survive long but explained that she saw something that reminded her of her childhood, of a terror that once dominated the continent when she was a child, a black shadow dragon, Erinyade Moras.

In the plane of Fire, Calista Cal, Elemental Advisor to the Hellenics, was leading the group through realm, protected by the Fire Elemental specialist, Pyra Nalaar. Hala, Vonos, Brustan and Bruce were trying to find the disturbance that was happening in this plane according to Calista. Bruce traversed a mountain and scaled into the air to find in the distance what looked like two pyramids joined together, a Hedron, wreathed in flames.

In the equally scorching hot desert of Boullini, Dale is requested by Juniper to help out a town. He arrives flying through the skies on DJ and comes across a town that had recently been attacked by gnolls. He meets the members of the group of the Silvermanes who Dale helped once upon a time and reintroduces himself to Rigrax, the Half-orc leader of the group. He also meets a Black Dragonborn named Cadbrimuh, an obnoxious defect Cimbric who is a warlock with an unknown patron. He also meets Apostle, an older Druid of the way of Sylvanus and an Water Gensai Monk named Toucansung. Dale helps with the fallout of the gnoll attack as the Silvermanes claim their prize money and head off.

In the nearing finishing Saviours District, at Saviours institute for displaced children, Breadgar is requested by Mx. Alluris to attend to Zena Marc  (someone he has been mentoring) who is having nightmares about tentacles, angel without wings and various other eldritch sites she can’t describe. As a remedy, Breadgar invites Zena to bake at a Breadgar’s Bakery sometime. Mx Alluris revealed that Zena was found with a trinket, a hedron necklace, which was taken away from Zena as a child.

In the forever summer of the fey wild, Avon is walking with Titania who is talking through a mirror to him, held up by Satyrs. They come to an area that seems barren except for a strip of fey shrubbery. Ontop of the hill they gaze at what looks like a Hedron floating, but more intricately designed with various roots and vines tangled over it. Titania explained a warlock had summoned a creature a long time ago to the Feywild, a warlock who had her as the patron, and that a great power was sealed away in it. Titania requested for Avon not to speak about this site and that there was a power for him to seek, as a threat was returning, warning about something foreboding and also mentioning Balore.

As Avon was in the fey wild, he received a “sending” sent by Delilah Viewer that Ruman Talhini had been found dead and their presence was requested in the newly built Saviours District. Titania opened up a portal to the Saviours District through the tree in the Sudden wellspring, and Avon was the first to arrive by the statues of the Saviours of Boullini.

Breadgar arrives soon after, as Dale descends via Pegasus, Bruce descends via the wind with a helmet like thing on their head and Drukkor teleports through a vacant shadow behind Breadgar, doing a secret handshake with Avon. Bruce asks if the group had encountered any other Hedron and Breadgar discusses what he saw with Zena’s amulet and Drukkor had mentioned Erinyade Moras to the group, sending shivers down everyone’s spine. Dale during this time had moved from a probationary saviour to a full-fledged member of the team.

They see an Elf man walk away from Ko’viel statue, who has very limited words to say. Soon after, Delilah Viewer approaches the group mentioning Talhini was murdered and she called the group before Justinian could. It was revealed to the group that the message had been received about a few months ago, where as for Avon it was mere minutes ago. She takes the group to a sealed building called “The Locked”, a portal to the mansion.  Delilah also mentioned that Silvermanes have been rising in popularity.

They enter back to Sunder Arms Lodge (MILF$ Mansion) where it was oddly quiet, quite opposite to the constant movement that occurred five years ago. Logos returned around the same time the group did. As they began to discuss what would be needed for the political questioning, as it was expected some kind of “revenge” narrative would be placed on MILF$ and other political leaders, a large stomping was heard outside.

Coming through the gate was a creature with what looked like a Hedron encased around its head (sort of pyramid head-esque) that sought something that wasn’t in eye shot. It cast a spell that located a human woman hiding nervously in the bushes. The Hedron Head requested the return of some artefacts and the human woman pulled out these large Hedron artefacts and a tiny robot looking thing that started to hand it over to the head.

Bruce and the group recognised the link between these things and started to fight the creature, not allowing it to take the miniature hedron artefacts. Drukkor and Avon show their new wings, as the human woman falls into a portable hole and comes out armoured up. Bruce does not use the fire giraffes, while Dale and Breadgar ward and buff the team. Avon gets the killing blow.

The Human woman introduces themselves as Tix, with an artificer like get up. She has no clue what MILF Money is and said they were following Logos because they didn’t understand them. Delilah tells Tix to stay with them but before more decisions can be made, swinging back into the group with a Polar Bear, an Artic Owl and an artic Weasel, Carl returns to the mansion, noting he was happy to see the group but there were more “Hedron people” in the district.

Carl takes the group to the area and they come across the Silvermanes who had just defeated those of the Hedron. Dale and the others were quick to note how suspicious it was that they were able to respond to things so quickly. The Silvermanes demanded payment from those around for their service and quickly left the scene, as Milf money stayed to help a little bit.

The group then contact Robart Frostfang to meet later to find out more about the Hedron people. 

Delilah takes the group to see Justinian who is in his office. Justinian has aged considerably visually, as he has gained a full head of grey hair and many wrinkles on his body, still being the supreme dictator of the city ever since the Tulamire emergency rose him to Dictatorship. He comments that Ruman Talhini’s death has exhumed Milf Money to action. As they speak with Justinian, they see a dark cloud move in the far distance towards the city.

An emergency is called with all the council leaders as they all go to a meeting area in the central control districts. In the situation room, with a runic projector, Kiana Kalesbane had already stationed herself there, fondly welcoming the group back but also looking considerably aged. Rala Abda, a blue Tiefling entered the room and is the current economic leader. Ariel Hardy, the dragon born Entertainment and Guilds leader joins, still donning a half-mask aesthetic. Aristern Fern, the human (and also werewolf) leader of religion of the city also calmly enters the room, with a streak of grey hair but refined piping on their biomechanical body. The last member, Kapri Fillhorn, was projected through the runic tablet as she was currently in The Eno with the Boullini military.

Delilah reveals after speaking with contacts and everyone being confused, that the smoke was actually natural and was coming from winds blowing it from The Sleepless Jungle. Sources claimed that the fire happened originated near Endeavour Rest, which was closest mountain top village to the hidden Hedron buried in the Jungle that Gar touched. Delilah requests the groups help to go investigate what is going on there.

The group head to the Saviours Guild which is located in the Saviours District, meeting with Juniper. While delighted to see the group together again, she knew it brought with it a foreboding. The gang requested that New Milf Money would be assembled to watch over the Hedron here. Juniper bookmarks she wants to speak with Tix about her artificer equipment.

The Cimbrics and Sunset Scions (Avons children spy network) were informed to watch Rigrax and the Silvermanes as it was kinda sus they were first responders to multiple events.

To find out more about the Hedrons, since the group is currently banned from the Amerea University and the library that comes with it, the group turn their sight to an old friend. They go to a Library opened in the Saviours District called the Spark of Imagination, headed by their dear friend Sparky and assisted by Naomi (Kiana Kalesbanes assistant in Skimberi). Sparky noted that he will consult and try to find what he can about these items. Sparky noted he was now a librarian as the original magical item he was told to protect by his summoner asked him to guard a spell book in the under Boullini.

The gang also spoke with Robart Frostfang, noting that he was now a private investigator and noted it was suspicious that Ruman Talhini was now deceased. Robart confided to Breadgar that Tulamire once ordered the execution of a young drawf child who was having weird visions, similar to what Zena Marc is having. Robart also mentioned once being asked to work with the new member of Silvermanes, Cadbrimuh, but couldn’t identify who their otherworldly patron was.  

The group then recuperated, thinking of ways to get to the Sleepless Jungle quicker, through either teleportation or through Bobo Nash’s cross-continent Thopter machine.

Previously on Milf$:

The gang had defeated Jaunt, The Havoc, leader of the New Frontier. His ash fell clump to the floor as Ko’viels finger was smoking from the disintegrate spell. Garth, Hala and Carl soon followed out of the “force path”.

Juniper approached the magical alter, noting the 10^th spell was still active. The meteor was spinning uncontrollably. She recounted the New Frontier using various magical affiliations that the group had encountered in their time, amongst others they hadn’t, to try make this spell the ultimate expression of free and chaotic magic Jaunt was after. The spell was 10^th level spell called “Jaunt’s Calamity”, equipped with a failsafe which involved the sacrifice of a willing soul, outside of coercion and enchantment magic.

Silence followed the group, as Garth chastised the idea of following further into Jaunt’s legacy of pain and suffering. Carl had the brief thought of his own contributions to pain. Hala looked to Bruce, almost tearful, noting they couldn’t let Jaunt win. Juniper had a sombre and knowing look exchanged with Ko’viel.

Initially, Dale offered himself, and so did Bruce, with all members of MILF$ noting it was not Dale’s place.

While Ko’viel was centre stage, Juniper questioned their vacation and Ko’viel shared some parting words to the group, as everyone attempted to verbally stop him. Ko’viel in an act of affirmation, cast wall of flame but members darted through it. Drukkor fainted through the flames, Breadgar stomached it and Bruce came through only to be pushed back with all of the Wizard’s strength and dedication, with his natural 20.

Dale solemnly sat agreeing while Avon attempted to speak to Carl about sacrificial options.

Ko’viel speaks again, with Juniper standing on the outset of the flames handing him a numbing paralysis potion for the pain of the sacrifice. He shares his love, comfort and care for the group, noting his whole life has built to this moment. In the same vein, he noted he had “really loved my time with you all”, that they had all become family and to take care of Dale.

Avon in is attempt to sway Ko’viel asked if he would abandon his family so easily but Ko’viel was adamant this was for his family and for the sake of millions of others. Breadgar asks if there was no way they could convince him and then goes into desperate actions, pulling Ko’viel closer and commanding him to flee. The spell was futile to the dedication of the wizard.

Ko’viel had commended the groups ability to mourn recently. Juniper asked for a description of his hometown and Ko’viel described it as such a green and lively place before Jaunt. He handed the burnt cover of his Dad’s spell book. As the group came to terms with Ko’viel’s sacrifice everyone gave their own signoffs. Ko’viel said the group meant the world to him and he would say hi to Gar.

Bruce produces the Hellenic sign, Drukkor bows, Dale says a prayer to Illiam and Ko’viel enters the blue ring, willingly sacrificing his soul to stop Jaunt’s Calamity. A blue column of energy shoots into the sky as Ko’viel remembered key moments from his life and his adventure with his friends. His ash settled on the ground as the meteor collapsed in on itself and turned to dust. Juniper cried out, bawling, allowing Avon to show comfort as the rest of the group mourned the death of another family member.

The group sat a while, collecting their bearings and some items, like the amulet of vamatos, the three staffs, various gemstones and the ashes of Jaunt and Ko’viel.

One of the portals where sacrificial new frontiers would run out, activated again with a human mage holding a Tiefling baby. He claimed it was Luna Frey Vamatos’ child, making it Phenrir’s some-what brother. The mage said the other new frontier members who remain will be disheartened hearing Jaunt’s dead, and he would shut down the portal.

He left the tiefling toddler, and as he went through the portal, they both shutdown. The group then leaves, with Avon druid crafting flowers, Drukkor leaving a throwing knife, Breadgar leaving a signet and Dagger, Bruce leaving the Hedron mask and Dale leaving a prayer at the site of the sacrifice.

As they emerge topside, bodies of New Frontier members laid with Phenrir and O’carrick injured but alive. The group inform Phenrir about Ko’viel and present the tiefling child. Phenrir quickly rejects the child, and does not attend to him, focused on taking the saved prisoners back to the giant castle.

When the group arrive there, they all take rest at night, with Hala and Bruce meditating and reflecting, Hala noting she does not want to return to the Hellenic base or maybe even be a monk under them. Hala noted she wants to keep fighting in Boullini for the people who need help there, noting she may not join Bruce when he goes to help Tabrant and the Hellenics reforge, and deal with whatever is happening on the plane of fire.

Dale toasts Ko’viel as the Hero of Illiam.

Breadgar quietly reflects outside, interrupted by Carl who speaks about his purpose and how he perceives the world, as a way to express the grief and anxiety of Ko’viel.

Avon as a way to distract his mind, walks Onion through and around the castle. Confronting the grief, Drukkor and Juniper mourn the loss of their friend.

The next day, Phenrir actions on the proposal of the group to accompany her to Scommy Mo Mo, the leader of Zazalavale who invited the new frontier into Gigane’s Loft. As she presents to the public as the Wolf she announces Scommy Mo Mo’s affiliation with the new frontier and that she had freed the prisoners under new frontier, and she was indeed the wolf of the loft. As the guards approached to detain milf money, Avon cast mass suggestion on them. Out of desperation, Scommy throew a knife, that despite Breadgar’s cutting words, hits Phenrir.

Drukkor teleported behind Scommy but before he could land an attack, Phenrir activated her hellish rebuke, alighting the corrupt politician. Phenrir takes to the podium in her human form, sitting cross legged and slouched on the main throne, with O’carrick’s mechanical wolf sitting in front of her and O’carrick standing behind, she pronounced herself as the new Baron of the town (and Gigane’s Loft) to protect it, and threatened the politicians of Boullini through Milf Money, claiming the title of the Wolf of the Loft.

The group departed and Phenrir refused to take the child with her. Breadgar sent the group back home. Dale meets the various members of Milf money mansion and while he settles into the grounds, a new calling awaits for the other members of milf money mansion.

• Bruce and Hala refine statue of Ko’viel, with Juniper being consulted on the design. They decided on a statue of Ko’viel kindling a flame that could be lit. Bruce ran into Rai, Ko’viel’s friend, who was leaving Boullini and said he would go find their friend, Adiran, who Tulamire revealed was still alive somewhere as they had passed Boullini a long time ago. Bruce was the first to depart back to Brobdinal, where the Fist would be reformed, leaving Boullini.
• Drukkor decided that the Cimbrics should both settle their new lives in the city, but for some reparations to be made externally. He decided he would support the group establish an outreach support in the northern reigons, somewhat around Drenovia. The Cimbrics also took on the tiefling child, providing him the name Mickey in honour of a fallen friend. Drukkor set out with Rakshun
• Breadgar was conflicted with his destiny, speaking, and conversing with Dale at several points, particularly near the Gazebo. Dale spoke about his inspiration to help people, a fellow named Gabe who saved him from a griffin attack in his village in Sykmov, and that everything he did was to honour that legacy. He told Breadgar that deaths are not for nothing and Ko’viels death reminded him of Golden Gabe’s sacrifice. Breadgar decides its time to take a break, and will join Juniper and Carl on a vacation down towards Sykmov.
• Avon was afraid of his mortality, considering the deaths of his friends and tried to find comfort in Bruce who could not age. Titania spoke once again through Emmanuel, noting that Avon should support his new found friend, Dale, while he experienced Boullini, but he would soon be needed for the fey wild to prepare for a larger threat – and that while winters would pass for his friends, none would for him. 

Other npcs had various progress:

• Johno (Fiblionque) the flumph wanted to explore Boullini even more.
• Sparky would stay at milf money mansion, but had ideas of how to contribute in the new saviours district.
• Martha would continue her stall without Rai, and set up her new store in the Saviours district, taking care of Bearmy.
• Bobo Nash, the goblin sailor from the fey wild, would further skill and fly his airship around Boullini.
• Garth, the psychic ninja, went to help Mx. Alluris at her orphanage.
• Hala, joined Breadgar and the troupe on their vacation but would return to the city at her earliest chance.
• Juniper and Carl went on vacation with Breadgar, and would continue supporting the little folk in this new milf money.
• Twain, while not present, was busy preparing the ground work for the new saviours district.
• Delilah Viewer, the childhood friend of Gar and person who saved Bruce in the sleepless jungle arena, would try to enter further into Boullini politics in the wake of deaths in the council seats.
• Okin, the half-orc from the sleepless jungle, would continue as caretaker of Milf Money Mansion along with Artemis and Snek.
• The Boullini council was not alerted to anything going on.
• Logos had some information revealed to him by a nobility agent about his origin and will try pursue this.

As the group departed, they knew they would see their family, each other, sometime soon again after taking care of their various business. No one knew that they wouldn’t be together as a whole family until five years later…

Previously on Milf$

After the gang dealt with the Sword of Havoc, Phenrir with Ko’viel, Hala, Carl, Garth and O’Carrick ran out of the mist. They had defeated some new frontier members within the mist. As the group conversed, an earthquake was felt shaking the group to the ground. A beam of blue light  shot through the mountains as the windmills crumbled. The cave entrance started to collapse and weaken and Phenrir directed the group to go. Carl and Hala did a fire-wall-arrow combo at oncoming New Frontier members.

The rocks blocked the cave entrance as Garth used his psychic blade and Phenrir summoned Gorillas (without the z) to move the boulders, but they said they would join and the group should hurry along. They came across a destroyed room that used to be a passageway into the underdark for drows. In the destroyed room they found a ledger outlining all new frontier associates and a cart full of Polus Ruf Bread.

The gang traversed deeper into the underdark and found prison cells were some prisoners were being held in. One prisoner warned of a being called “mother” to be watching out for. AS the group spoke to an old woman, Bruce realised it was the Orc woman who he was told went missing in the town of Eleyster. The woman disappeared. In the distance, Ko’viel saw a mage observing in invisibility, spotted by the robe of eyes. Drukkor and the others ganged up on the mage. Another mage appeared from a portal threatening to launch a fireball at a group of other prisoners. At the same time, the mother creature, an imagined perception of all the players significant maternal/carer figure. It started off taunting as Martha, Gar’s mother.

As the creature used psychological warfare against the group, they soon defeated it as the mages were killed. Juniper looked to Ko’viel with what to do with the mage who held a spell against the prisoners but without a proper notice, Juniper instead chose to throw a potion at the mage. His spell was countered by Avon. Phenrir, Carl, Hala and Garth arrive as O’carrick was outside ambushing potential mages with his mechanical wolf. Leading the prisoners to safety, Phenrir stayed and the group chose Carl to monitor it. One prisoner asked who Phenrir was, and she responded saying she was “the wolf of the loft.”

With unsure amount of time remaining, the group ventured down a narrow path. They came across an intersection where mages were running down a tight corridor. Hala and Garth asked about stopping those mages from coming through, and Hala took the opportunity to head on and battle them. They arrive down the cave to a makeshift pseudo-teleportation path called ‘The Force Path’. Juniper explains  they are used by die-hard New Frontier/ Neh’Wes Lionares as it inflicts pain. The group all went through.

As they came through the other end, they came across an cavernous room with a bright blue meteor spinning uncontrollably over a pit and next to a podium/magical alter. The smell of burnt corpses and ash festered. Amongst the ash, an amulet remained of the Vamatos, presumably belonging to Luna Frey Vamatos, Phenrir’s mother. As Jaunt, the Havoc stood staring down the group, he monologued. He identified that Milf Money and he were connected by fractured mother hood. He noted his mother was sick as a child and he had tried to pay a cleric to stay in town to heal her, but the cleric had to move on and he didn’t have enough funds.

He explained the spinning meteor behind him was a 10^th level spell and that spell had a fail safe, burning through willing subjects and unwilling subjects. He noted to stop the spell from activating, it would need a willing soul. At this final frontier, Jaunt taunted the group that there was no Kiana, Alluris, Titania or even Tulamire to protect them now and it was time for them to witness Jaunt’s Calamity. He instructed his hidden mages to kill the healers first, then Avon… leaving Drukkor, Bruce and Ko’viel last in that order.

Ko’viel and Juniper gave each other a fist bump, and Juniper noted that after they get this son of a bitch, they earnt their vacation. Ko’viel could see the other mages as they entered their space through his robe of eyes.

Drukkor initiated the fight, dashing and stabbing into Jaunt but it turned out to be an illusionary presence.

Jaunt kept his promise, and along the mages, sent an onslaught of spells centralised on Breadgar and Dale, with Breadgar fainting multiple times, even once soon after activating Pope mode.

Dale was given a potion of Giant Size by Juniper and he became a big boy as he stood near Bruce and Drukkor, providing them with auras.

Bruce threatened and damaged Jaunt, activating his contingency as he teleported away from the avatar-mode Monk.

Avon dominated one of the flying mages and also blinked out of the material plane.

Mid-way through the combat, Jaunt casted his version of meteor swarm upon the group, nearly killing Breadgar. Avon blinked back and provided some healing potion to him.

Ko’viel launched a flurry of spells. As Bruce cornered Jaunt to the other side of the meteor, he cast a spell that knocked down Garth and Juniper.

Jaunt was grounded from this assault on him. Ko’viel provided some healing to Juniper, staring at Jaunt through the blue energy. As the meteor spun wildly between them, sapping magic in and out of the area, Ko’viel launched a disintegration ray him. As he was turned to dust, a subtle “I’m sorry Momma,” was heard. Ko’viel killed Jaunt, The Havoc, leader of the new frontier.

The group recuperated with Carl and Hala rushing out of the portal, damaged from their encounter with mages outside but very successful it seems.

Juniper studied the podium and alter. She explained sombrely, the language of the new frontier and how this connected to them mingling with other groups. This included using Hellenic elemental powers to create more devastation. Combining Garth’s psionic ninja guild and the Sylvan Combine (those who were hunting down Avon) to mind control people. That power cumulated into taking control of the will of the Cimbrics. Amongst other groups powers being used, they used their destructive properties on townships, and recently with the group called The Rising necromancer, it had evolved into testing natural disasters, such as a meteor. The meteor was anticipated, to shoot up through mountain and crash down somewhere on the continent, sending a shockwave that would topple cities and mountains and that nothing top side would survive.

The last thing she explained was that written as part of the spell components, which are all accounted for and used up. The only thing that was missing from deactivation was the failsafe to stop the spell, which was that of a willing soul.