Boullini's Milf Money Squad

Session 33 - Boundaries of the Jungle
Who can say where the Road goes?

Previously on Milf$:

After hearing the announcement of Sevran ironfang resigning from the office of spirituality, the leaders excluding Teri Fae sat down with milf money and issued a warning. They alerted them that they had the power to decline any invitation to act as rogue militants, in regards to their part in the simic combine falling and the part they played. They reassured them that the leaders of boullini could be the friends they needed in such situations. They were approached by Delilah, reminded of their adventure to the rests happening in the next few days. They were given two notable rewards: tickets all year round to the arena district and a flair warning.

Juniper finally confronted the group about Ko’viels location as he had disappeared last session. After learning the truth, she stormed off. The group trained and prepared to leave. During this time, Avon took the time to kill Kel’s (a socerer  who neglects and wants to severe other worlds, specifically the fey wild) girlfriend by causing her to jump off a balcony.

Ko’viel in this time, with garth on the road came across travelling merchants where their carriage had capsized into a ditch where  a woman was lodged into.  They helped the woman on and Garth made them stop insisting to pay.

Back at the mansion, Juniper brought home a member of the New frontier she had been tracking for a while. The man revealed information on where the new frontier where, and the information was relayed by Breadgar and then by Juniper to Kiana. In a brutal display, Juniper took a vile of acidic substance and broke it on the man’s head to kill him slowly and painfully.

The next day, the group was ready to leave Boullini and found themselves on the road with the convoy heading towards the sleepless jungle. The first day in the desert, the winds picked up heavy and they found a large metal contraption in the road, shaped like a humanoid, with an arrow known to belong to Isiant in it. After Gar and Bruce pulled out the arrows, the machine started to spin again, the eyes lit up and the being named Logos became butler to Milf Money. Logos did not recall how he got there, but the group inferred that it could have been a result of the magic bea that opened up a plane to mechanus, though the specifics are hazy.

Week into the road, they took camp and became locked in a frenzied tug of war between Breadgar, the servants and Drukkor when the Boullinian lights, a set of alluring lights attracted them on the road. The lights, after much resistance, disappeared up into the night sky.

Just in the middle of Boullini and the mountain range, the group laid rest when Gnolls attacked in the night. The group armed themselves and the caravan, not letting a single creature get into the camp to hurt any of the servants or officials of Boullini.

After blocking them off, they picked up the pace and within a month they ended up by the edge of the sleepless jungle. Their quest here is to go with Delilah and delegate with each rest, about them joining the outside world, which is what brought Delilah to original save Bruce and to move to the city of boullini.


Session 32 - To Lose Everything
Run Ko'viel, Run!

Previously on Milf$:

The gang entered the portal and were in the main building of the simic combine. Drukkor killed a guard and left the body. O’carrick pitched pizza to the leader of the simic combine which Zigara, the leader of this guild did not order. Tensions grew as the group made their awkward appearance in front of the simic leaders. The leaders grew apprehensive when they figured out these were the saviours of Boullini. A battle ensued where the Angel Natalthia, now augmented thanks to Nobglin smashed through the window. It’s body fused with Erinyes armour and a biometal that was also used on Aristarn Fern.

The goblin and Kenku at the table were easily dispatched off with Phenrir, and the Orc was killed by a nobility agent who jumped into a waterfall. The leaders proved to be fairly easy to deal with as a tsunami sprouted and before it could do any lethal damage, the leader was killed. After killing them, they left the building to go to the northern gate. As they left the building a gnome receptionist panicked at the sight of them.

Moving on, they came down a road and they saw a group of guards attempt to block their path and prepare for combat. But, they heard the phrase uttered and a line of nobility agents executed the guards before moving in the opposite direction.

As they came to the Northern gate of the simic combined compound, they were confronted by creatures with blades coming out of their forearms. Avon and O’carrick opened the gate and the gang was forced to fend off against two more waves, one with a giant creature eating pumpkins while another was a large tree which turned two neighbouring trees against them. All were augmentations of the simic combine. After they opened the gates Gouregious Fern’s mecernaries stepped in and thanked milf money, paying them. She relished in the legacy of the simic combine and how she snuffed them out so quickly.

Ko’viel went off to slowly walk back to Milf Money mansion and Drukkor went to take the money back, first visiting the Cimbrosa clan. The group went shopping, initially for tarasque hides but settled on buying a few sending stones that they could all use on each other.

While waiting for them to be hooked up, the group were attacked by The New Frontier. A series of 7 elite mages and the leader of the new frontier, stepped out of the portal with Ko’viel and Artemis in chains.  Ko’viel was confronted by the new frontier on the way back. They said they were here because Ko’viel did not let Thomar go. As a result, they had hired someone from the Sylvan Combine and they projected an image of Breadgar being attacked in the southern guilds.

During this, the mages left a bomb and one mage to guard. Avon turned into a pixie to take the bomb into the ethereal plane as Bruce and Gar tried to pin him down. The bomb went off in that plane and the mage disappeared from under them. Ko’viel was freed from his chains and just ran. Bruce caught up with him, but he didn’t listen, claiming they were all in danger. And so Ko’viel ran from milf money, and presumably, the city.

The group went to Kiana as Gar had been made really stupid after the mage encounter. They took Gar to the high priest of Illiam who restored him and Avon the day after went to the Amerea university. You agreed to go to a meeting with Sevran Ironfang with other various politicans where he declared that he was stepping down as leader of spirtuality. in replace, a certain Teri Fae stepped up, a gnome women who acted as  Gouregious communicator. As her protege she named Aristarn Fern.

The group where then approached by Gouregious who told them about her plan to put Aristarn Fern in power as spirituality leader. the group was then talked to by Delilah who told them that in a few days, it was time to head to the sleepless jungle.

Session 31 – Against our Will
Nerf This...

Previously on Milf $:

After agreeing to help Gouregious Fern to find her son and former ally of milf money, Aristarn Fern, Bruce and Gar finished their dessert at the Fern estate and O’carrick joined milf money to help in this venture. Gouregious gave each a retainer of 700 gold, with 20800 still left. The gang decided to stay the night at the fern estate and then caught thopter towards the first defence district, where they then travelled to the Medical district. They had to wait out quarantine before entering the district, finding Noblgin’s placed abandoned. Avon talked to a pot plant in the room where Bruce said Hala was kept in. Along the floor was bits of earth, scorched stone, damp spots and tables knocked over.

Bruce found a room with a spectral light illuminating a stone door and found it to be a crude tunnel way into ancient dwarven passage. They walked for around an hour in the pitch darkness until they found a series of bones. They discovered it was a body of a dwarf child which had a note that read “Daddy says he’s always watching, has many eyes”. After that, one set of eyes opened and glowed from down each ends of this tunnel. Two dwarven machines came to attack milf money, with steam spewing from the centre of their body and through cables, leaving behind glowing orbs when they were brought down.

At the end of the hall, they entered a testing facility. Walking down the corridor, the group stumbled across the havoc they had missed, with bodies of dead biomancers torn aside. They came across holding cells that were used to store creatures the simic combine had created. After walking through the  holding cells, they came across a series of sounds in the vent. A creature emerged with a tentacle that once belonged to Misdreekus, a Lt. of Balore, and attacked the group along with two fleshly creature who spoke in a goliath tongue as deduced by Bruce.

The flesh creatures emerged out of a broken glass pen which had the name “Nerf Naristar”. After a bit of engagement with this creature, the creature you had been looking for, an augmented Aristarn Fern now titled Nerf Naristar that followed you through the Scatter Heights districts, was ready to face you. The group decided to lure him into a cage after damaging only did a little. You see as it took bites out, the glass-like tubes of armour on his body get fuelled with a purple liquid that empowered him. Eventually, Backing Ko’viel into one cage, with Ko’viel flirting with the line of death, Nerf Naristar fell to the naked body of Aristarn Fern. As he tried to say some words out, the group used the crown of bliss and were adamant about taking him out of here. However, in the distance a soft crying was heard.

Following through the rest of the laboratory that had gone uncharted, they came across a room with a sigil of the simic and portal like energy within it. beyond a door, the crying grew louder and Bruce checked if it was Hala. They burst down the door, knocking Nobglin to the side. He revealed that he was trying to prevent the simic combine from taking Hala and that he was forced into working subjects, such as Nerf Naristar. He informed you of an emergency meeting they have had in light of what’s happened here on the other side of the portal. The group agreed to taking them down now, informed Gouregious, sent Hala and Aristarn with mercenaries employed by Gouregious and stepped through the portal.

Session 30 - Besides the Rising Flames
Tell us your Backstory

Previously on Milf$:

The group, after recently defeating Raberenica and the radicalised faith of illiam, successfully have a crying Breadgar within Drukkor’s arm. Drukkor comforts him as he became stunned and speechless at the showing of Pyre, a old friend of his who spoke to him in a casual tone. The group trusted him and snuck out of the compound, going their separate ways but telling the of a meeting between him and the Cimbrics going to take place soon. Drukkor became anxious.

The group came to the Bee Keeper Inn, the front for the council of leaders to meet. Arthur Edridge bid milf money farewell continuing his ongoing military duties. After learning of Nibbles still being alive, Kapri was eager to go back to help. However, the group was given various rewards for the services by the other Council leaders like Ariel Hardy and Alonso Harehart. Sevran offered Breadgar a trip to Vintrultri Septim, the head place of the faith of Illiam to reconcile for his sins. As he went to catch the boat saying goodbye to friends and family, as the boat left dock, a group from the Smith’s Rest of the Sleepless jungle, a village apart of a group of xenophobic tribes, attacked. As the group killed them with Bruce jumping on a cow to trample some of them, and Avon controlling an archer for the whole fight, the boat sailed away as Breadgar gave a final wave. After the battle finished, even though it was a long day, Bruce and Gar went fishing and almost got fined.

A bird bath was finished while the group spent three weeks waiting for a dinner invitation to the Fern estate. The group practice some tactics in the training room. During this time:

 Bruce checked up on Hala in the medical facility, found a symbol of the simic guild in Nobglins possession. He was also approached by a certain Brustan Tran from the Hellenic guild, who wanted to speak to him and Hendrick about renegotiation back into the monkish order.

Drukkor went with milf money to the previous guild hall of the cult of Rakdorn, which is now abandoned occupied by the Cimbrics. The head leader denounced Drukkor, but through negotiation and peaceful resolve, Drukkor was able to hush is fiery temperament and helped start the cimbirc cult in a new direction.

Avon went to Brandle who was working in conjunction with Kel, a mage who the group met once prior when trying to find sparky a home who wants to cut off ties between this material realm and the fey wild. He went into a bush with Bruce and Gar, and there sat a lady titania who was shrouded in vines and a dress made of branches. In Sylvan, she told him to disturb Kel’s life.

Gar met with Delilah who discussed the attack on at the southern docks. She told them that the plan to go to the rests in a expedition was pushed earlier due to the recent attack, from 2 months to a months time. There was a suspected attack happened which Gar perceived, as guards started to patrol and information was debriefed in a room underground. Phenrir was approached by the tiefling alliance, but she did not follow up on their offer to open a line of dialogue between milf money and themselves.

Ko’viel and Kiana conducted an interrogation of Thormar, Ko’viel’s former friend who had turned into an high ranking agent for the new frontier. However, Thormar revealed that the new frontier wasn’t a group, that it was a new ideology of sorts, and that some of Ko’viels friends could still be alive somewhere in Canala. He was then approached by a mind controlled dragonborn after the interrogation, who told him to free Thormar, announcing that this was Jaunt the Havoc sending the message, the person who led the attack at Skimberi and who Ko’viel vaguely remembers from Deikoura.

One night, after all this backstory stuffed creeped in, the group started a campfire sharing more and more information about themselves. Carl started, reminiscing about his time in the Sykmov military and his wound, which led him to adventuring. Drukkor talked about his need for repentance from the Cimbrics. Bruce talked about his life with Hendrick. Avon mentioned how he woke up one day in a forest and he was older. Gar talked more detail about his upbringing in the sleepless jungle. Ko’viel wouldn’t come down and Phenrir dosed off. As a night came to the end, the group learning a little bit about each other, they departed and slept.

They then met Gouregious Fern, who was introduced by Litean Fern. She reqused weapons and a magically binding contract to not use spells, but this was voluntary. Gouregious Fern treated milf money to a three course dinner, talking about general things, until she became specific about each of their pasts. To demonstrate her influence, she showed them a vision of a guard who worked for Ariel Hardy, the leisure officer of Boullini, who on Gouregious Fern stepped forward to kill Cicero (the leader of the imbris yumen cult, which Gouregious Fern’s son was once the leader of before he went M.I.A). She then told the group, that if they did not assist with her request or if they betrayed her, that she would destroy everything they loved, including all the residents at Milf Money Mansion. She then regained her temperament and her brief anger subsided, as she explained she wanted to find out what happened to Aristarn as he had not been seen since the deal with the mafia. Next to Gouregious through all of this was an elf man named O’Carrick. He sat with a large mechanical wolf behind him, who was going to work with Milf money in conjunction with the group.

It has been three weeks since Breadgar left and you are currently finished with your dinner with Gouregious Fern, as you all, except Bruce, did not feel like desert.

Session 29 - To what End for Illiam?
Drukkor's Bonkers

Previously on Milf$:

The gang preformed the skydrop with Kiana’s altered spell and were confronted by the Angel Natalthia as they started to go to the bottom. After a series of back and forth, the weakened angel due to her healing of Rabernica was defeated and her body fell into the Eastern District.

They all did their respective superhero landing and started to explore the turmoil of Boullini’s main temple of illiam. Drukkor was used as to bonk guards on the head when guards showed themselves. Arthur distributed information he knew about the place. They first witnessed a man placed onto a wall, bleeding and apparently a heretic and a sinner. The man died by the time they came back.

They began to carry out the tasks, passing by the Hall of Marble where stone configurations of Gar and Bruce appeared, with Avon narrowly missing a clone of himself. After that, they went to the Illiam archives where Drukkor knocked out a man and found documents that Braldian Ovverrin requested which had a list of the Faith of Illiams expenses.

At the underground part they freed Kapri from her cell and where met by a Sister attempting to flee. This drew Gar and Bruce to the nunnery and orphanage where the girl missed her teddy bear. After retrieving it and hearing the dissonance from the other nuns, Sister Sophia says Illiam will reward them for this.

In the guest’s quarters, they found Sevran Ironfang under zealotry and once they removed him from the trance. They facilitated their escape and alerted milf money that Breadgar broke from his trance on occasion.

At the Grand scholars study, Bruce was locked in an almost infinite hallway before destroying the painting as requested by Ariel Hardy. At the Insights room, they collected letters to the other city states and the head church as requested by Alonso Harehart that the insight Michael kept at bay.

In the main church where a source of angelic power was being shared, Sister Sera was empowering the barricade. Led by Drukkor, and reinforced by Gar and Bruce, the gang brought down Sister Serra who revealed she was only helping Rabernica because she thought it was under the instructions of Illiam but later understood it to be ill intent. She offered to take Breadgar to the Vintrulitri Septim where he will seek guidance from the head of the faith.

At the library, Drukkor went invisible as helped by Ko’viel  and whispered the phrase ‘Tulathee Sinompa’ to nobility agents meeting with priests. At that moment, they took out their guns and shot the priests without warning and started to run in the direction of the general living quarters.

When they arrived at the Giladeen temple, the group came from the roof where Rabernica, in a revivified state was ready to face them. The party initially were faced with inability to act or move, but as the fight progressed they managed to overthrow domination and killed The Insight Michael and Rabernica.

At the end of the session, Breadgar bursted into tears for the atrocities he has done under Illiam as Drukkor embraced him and in the scaffolding above from the other side, a member of the Cimbriosa clan revealed themselves and stated they had found the Cimbric.

Session 28 - Restoration
Gang's got Back

Previously on Milf$:

After moving through the Scatter Heights district to extract a leader of the cult of the Hydra, the gang witnessed the Siamese twin women named Illyia and Sheryilia call upon the Hydra God to use to attack Raberncia. After sending out streaks of radiant energy, Rabernica was faced with an retaliation as the hydra god toppled down onto of Rabernica, doing some long lasting damage. Milf Money swooped in and tried to do as much as they could to Michael, faith enforcers and Bruce tried to get Breadgar. Natalthia kept cutting the heads of the hydra but seeing Breadgars position attempted to save him but was  met with Bruce jumping up high through Gars support  which almost saved Breadgar.

 The Siamese twins deactivated the portal and Arthur told the group of the rondevu point that they trekked too. Along the way, the group came across a fearsome howl throughout the Scatter Heights district, confronted by a augmented and weaponised Werewolf they deduced to be Aristan Fern. Bruce took the Siamese woman with her, Gar and Arthur took a child and mother they found after their father/husband was killed, Ko’viel secured a path ahead and Avon tree strode ahead to a barracks with a ballista. With the guidance of the two headed woman and Bruce distracting the weaponised werewolf,  the second bolt fired from Avon sent the creature way back into the Scatter Heights. The night went on, and it did not come back.

After securing the Hydra Cult leader, the group as apart of their designated places to go decided to go to the Orzhov Bank district. There they went into a spooky sandstone mansion type house where they waited an hour and twenty minutes to meet Teysa. She asked them what they could do for her and struck a deal that Gar would wear the Orzhov symbol on his back. The priest they were meant to intercept stunned at this exchanged, stabbed Gar. As a reaction to this, Teysa Karlov told them the story of the mansion, and the Orzhov family and why they dislike violence, as the Priest was dragged through the floor by a series of incopereal phantoms, who were presumably the ghosts of the orzhov family who got murdered.

They also helped a stalemate at The Strip district where they entered a seedy brothel that was under faith enforcer lock down. They only wished to speak to milf money and questioned their concept of Sin by presenting to them two varying sinners, and was engrossed by Ko’viels speech. They organised through the Guards and Arthur, to take them down by guiding them outside together, as to not incite direct hostility.

They were told by Lt Silverscape of 3 districts that needed support. The first one they choose to go to was the giaza district to inspire courage and generally talk, where they chatted to the locals who they had saved, heard the cries of the native tieflings there, stopped a drunk man and stopped a tent fire. They went to visit Defina De’von as the 2nd thing to convince her not to complete her poster, Avon managed to convince without enchantment magic that Illiam faith propaganda was not a true or just thing for her to be writing about, and she instead was interested in their tales. Lastly, they had to suss out in the Grand Chateu district who was acting as a spy. They found it to be the head tamer named Siril of Eno creatures, who supposedly let Nibbles die and disappeared when the military and religious coops were staged instead of extracting the animals.
They were notified by robart frostfang of  a plan happening in the bee keeper inn, where all the Boullini council was, where they sussed out a plan to skydrop from a thopter with the guidance of Kiana and the mission to end this brief civil war at Rabernica’s weakest point.

Session 27 - Boullini For All, Forever
Gar and Bruce: Bad Grandpa

Previously on Milf$:

After Rabernica stages a religious coup, Kapri staged a military coup in response. This resulted in Breadgar being turned to the side of Rabernica forcefully where he sacrificed his own control so members of Milf money would be spared. During this battle which saw the escape of the nobles and military men, Arthur Edridge, joined the fray charging in on his horse and assisting Kapri. After Milf Money left, trying to save Nibbles they realised their efforts would be futile.

They watched as Nibbles and Kapri shared a tender moment cut short by Natalthia sweeping down and cutting throat of the dinosaur, falling and blocking view as the faith enforcers surrounded the corpse. The angel put her hand on nibbles afterwards flying down, the same way she revived an archer she had killed.

Justinian Fare protected the group from a series of radiant blasts and took the group with Galimuses to an emergency meet up point for the control district which was Kiana Kalesbanes office of work. There they met Ariel Hardy officially and were asked about where they would like to help, learning of the control Rabernica had over the city. The group decided on helping the foreign embassy district, the Orzhov bank and Arthur sent a group of elite men to seize The Strip. For this emergency mission, Arthur was assigned to help milf money. Phenrir and Drukkor agreed to help with the foreign embassy first from Lt Alexander.  They had to hide as Confessor Cervanta searched the place for the head Boullini officers, milf money and Arthur Edridge, and to not raise any violence with this many ruling members around.

They went to the emergency cult discussion centre where a bunch of cults were meant to meet but came to it ablaze and with faith enforcers who killed many different cult leaders. They however saved 4, including Cicero (Imbris Yumen), Xeno (God of Destination,) Caren (god of truth). They decided to help Caren at the mirage district after they both asked help, with the mirage district being led by someone who wasn’t in favour of Rabernica.

They planned a way to rally the people, bring down the gates and to free officials in the control quarters there. Ko’viel set the fireworks, Avon made a guard strip in front of some prisoners, Gar and Bruce landed one on top of the other and Arthur ran to combat. Gar and Bruce had a successful diplomatic mission with an old priest who wanted a peaceful outcome but ended up hacking him and punching him to death as he was dragged along.

After winning over the district, Miranda declared that Boullini was everyone’s on a podium no matter what religion. At this moment a whizzing blade shaped like the windmill came for her head but Avon got her to duck and she lived. Confessor Cervanta came in with 6 prisoners, with one of them being juniper. A fight incurred, as the prisoners started to be executed, Ko’viel braced himself over Juniper but rolling a nat 20, Juniper hit the gun from the nobility agent executing into the head of Confessor Cervanta and blew off the head.

Juniper reinforced for them the drama that was going to occur in the Scatter heights district as she said she overhead them say that after protecting milf money mansion. The gang was originally going there at the end of the day to check up on the cult of the hydra calling for an Armageddon to happen in the cit. As they go to the scatter heights district at night, they saw bodies from cultists to cultists and faith enforcers as Natalthia flew overhead quickly to a location. Peering through the mist, Robart Frostfang was there, warning them of what dangers and to extract the hydra leader. At the edge of this magically induced mist, they saw Raberncia talk to the woman, who had two heads, Illiya and Sherelia Jattel.

After declaring that Boullini was for all forever one of her heads turned to face the mist as a portal like energy emerged with 6 gargantuan serpentine hydra heads popping out, declaring the soul of the world had returned.

Session 26 - Let Us Pray
The Gang Keeps a Terrorist in their Basement

Previously on Milf$:

In the aftermath of the elemental  prodigy girl Hala’s explosion where she lost both of her legs, Bruce gave the girl all she needed to remain stable. Bruce took it upon himself to do as much damage to whoever did this, as he found out their location from Hendrick. While at the warehouse, he saw Garth from the former Scythe branch of the new frontier leave the building, and went in. in his initial run, he did not manage to kill any of the mages but after knocking him out, Bruce entered a zen mode where slowly his natural elemental instincts drove him to escape. This caused the members of the new frontier Lionares group to halt whatever they were planning and focus their attention on maintain Bruce from leaving the base.

After receiving news of Bruce’s possible trouble, the group went with Hendrick to free him from a warehouse in the magic district. On the way Garth and hendrick who knew eachother met and Garth help infiltrate the place. They found Bruce fighting his way out in his zen mode, and Ko’viel came face to face with Thomar. After killing the mages, one of the guards set off the bomb which gave the group a minute to decide what to do with Thomar. They decided to take them as the warehouse exploded into an arcane bomb.

They kept the terrorist in their basement before contacting Kapri and then Kiana on holding the prisoner. Kiana revealed that Thomar and other new frontier people caught are in a magical holding cell somewhere in the control district. Delilah caught the attention of Ko’viel when leaving and told him to warn Gar of the trouble that will occur as the rests plan an audience in Boullini. Bruce also asked about his place in this situation and she told him that he will also need to answer.  Kapri visited the milf money mansion to give information.

Milf had a meeting with cults led by Cicero who discussed various ways to bring down Rabernica, these included diplomacy, assassination, contacting the head church, using Gek Rumani or the Cimbrics and various other ideas. Anxiety increased in the room as there was no clear answer but Breadgar was determined to act as a double agent.

Each day leading to the general assembly called by Kapri fillhorn, Sevran Ironfang put through different legislations to impose Illiams prominence and diminish the power of any other cult or religion.  On one of these days, the fey hunter known as Callen requested help hunting a powerful fey. After finding a pixie disguised as a Goliath Arena spectator, a satyr in a seedy tavern and asking Brandle for information, it was revealed after he said words in sylvan, that he figured out Avon was the powerful fey he was after.

Rabernica asked to see milf money, and on the way they saw a man from the cult meeting from Silent Whispers be flogged through the streets by Sister Serra. Rabernica confessed he is weak willed and is vulnerable, asking the group to pray with him. Only Breadgar and Ko’viel did, though poorly.

On the day of the general assembly, tensions were high and they got to the general assembly, Rabernica was there already and took stage, with his faith enforcers disallowing entrance. Sevran Ironfang declared that illiam was the only religion to be worshiped and everything else was illegal and that the military would essentially be converted to agents of faith along with all other sectors of government as Natalthia came from the sky. Kapri Fillhorn shook her head and declared she was staging a coup.

The group had too choose between Kapri and Rabernica, and of course, they choose Kapri. Breadgar however, faltered attempting to act as a double agent, which Kapri revealed to Rabernica so Breadgar wouldn’t be deemed as a public enemy and so he would work for her. However, Breadgar found there was an invasion over the faith occurring in some members of milf money. Wilfully, he sacrificed his own agency to Rabernica as he was the only one wanted.

Milf now stand with the military against Rabernica, the Angel Natalthia, and their friend, Breadgar.

Session 25 - No Harvest Without a Farmer
Phenrir and Drukkor: A Family Feud Mess

Previously Milf$:

After returning home, about a week went by with no word from Bruce, and the gang got worried so they attempted to contact him but he only responded with “to ashes with the new frontier.” Through this week, they were in contact with Twain who met someone who offered a heavily discounted renovation to Milf Money Mansion. They decided on a training room in the end.

They also went with Twain to the medical district where he was attempting to find his family. They went through the sewer and found Katherine, a recruiter of the cult of ingress the thieves guild cult who toyed with them a bit before leaving. Later they stumbled across a giant rat that Avon attempted to make friends with before it ran away, and half its body was thrown back into their eye sight. This was just before a seven armed monstrosity peered through, a stitched amalgamation of  body parts, which one of them had a trinket belonging to someone Twain knew. He asked the group after slaying it to investigate later.

Carl kept asking how everyone’s day were.

They went to the Trial of Ruman Talhini where they testified, specifically Drukkor and Breadgar. While Drukkor answered harmlessly, Breadgar answers evoked intrigue amongst the court room, specifically pertaining to what had happened with the tieflings. Lady Sheryl was there for the decision making process where Ruman Talhini was sentenced to 400 years of jail in Boullini or his death, whichever came first.

On their outing after the trail, they came across a crowd forming around them, with a rose being dedicated to the group. A woman came to the front of the crowd and asked to talk to milf Money on the side of the street. They agreed and the woman revealed herself to Phenrir as Sarah Ziris from her home and warned of an imminent threat. However, during this conversation The Cimbric Clan took this opportunity to demonstrate to the group their worthiness, specifically to Drukkor. As they burned Sarah alive, archers came from the roof and attempted to exact revenge, giving Phenrir a token of advice after the cambric ran.

A few days later they left with Rabernica to the Atyheism combine, where they were to get Breadgars forgiveness from the Atherism combine. A formal assembly was initiated by Calli Ire and Rabernica honoured their apology, but it was overall futile to what he had planned for the Atheism Combine. He ordered faith enforcers to bar the doors, the Insight Michael to bash over the head Calli Ire’s assistant and Natalthia to scorch the building with holy fire as he prepared to ‘save’ the souls through a radiant beam of light. After it ended the massacre, Calli Ire started at Breadgar mournfully as the Angel Natalthia swooped in and cut her down.

As the faith of Illiam left, they met Kapri Fillhorn who became filled with rage and requested you all join her for her general assembly in a weeks’ time. She vowed vengeance and asked for Milf money to be by her side when everything hits the fan. Hendrick arrived at milf money mansion and talked with the group, admitting that he had been there when Ko’viels home town was destroyed. But he also asked for help, saying Bruce may have got himself into a terrible situation.

Session 24 -- The Exorcism of Ruman Talhini
40ft Carriage Magic in the Air

Previously on Milf$:

The Gangs carriage was set alight and the group mobilised to defeat the tiefling alliance and protect the carriage and protect Ruman Talhini. They eventually ended up killing a tiefling, revealing it to be a dwarf instead actually. They became drained of resources and managed to kill all of the tieflings but one of them. The tieflings also had a gnoll fight for them for an unkown reason.

The road back was quiet and they met upon Lt. Everan who they previously met in the mining district and offered an escort back. For some reason unknown to the DM or the rest of milf money, on the way back Breadgar sat atop of the carriage used as an escort and was attempted to be killed by a member of the Atheism Combine, as they shouted in humour of their guild. There, he remained paralysed until The Insight Michael was able to relieve him, but in this healing process, bickering emerged between him and Speech Bubble and Kiana Kalesbane had to pull them apart, declaring there was bigger issues to settle. Rabernica requested they meet him in a week to talk with the atheism combine.

As the exorcism began, Talhini was begging for dear life and Prospera and Kapri talked amongst each other as they planned to go into Hell to free the souls of the damned, and offered milf money a chance to help them. They went back and the souls of the fallen were sent up, such as Lt. Jenni. They also rescued a still living Brandle who was being tortured, who was the librarian and the person who went to infiltrate Zartare. This hell excursion resulted in the near death of Ko’viel and the gang quickly finished things up in there.

With that, the epilogue to Arc 1 ended.

However, shortly after Bruce left the group for a walk, that lasted a while as he came across Hendrick student who waved peacefully and Bruce until a series of explosions ruptured underneath her and a member of the new frontier, Thomar (who is Joels old friend) to disappear within a portal. Bruce quickly rushed to help the girl, who had now lost both of her legs.


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